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Offline An'shur
11-01-2014, 10:05 PM, (This post was last modified: 11-01-2014, 10:06 PM by An'shur.)
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I just got some idea.. Inventing some jokes? About Chuck Norris in Discovery. Write some to escape boredom.

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Offline SnakThree
11-01-2014, 10:30 PM,
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Chuck Norris doesn't roleplay. He's at war.

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Offline Fluffyball
11-01-2014, 10:37 PM, (This post was last modified: 11-01-2014, 10:41 PM by Fluffyball.)
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Admins can ban players.
Chuck Norris can ban Admins.

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Offline KozmoMan
11-01-2014, 11:30 PM,
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Chuck Norris was already drinking Sunbucks coffee since Discovery launch day..
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Offline Titan*
11-01-2014, 11:42 PM,
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Chuck Norris can deshield administrator shields
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Offline Technogeist
11-01-2014, 11:46 PM,
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Chuck Norris has discovered everything in Discovery.
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Offline Fluffyball
11-01-2014, 11:49 PM,
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Chuck Norris can destroy the Gallia. Alone. In Camera Ship.

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Offline tothebonezone
11-01-2014, 11:51 PM,
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Chuck Norris had more faith in you.

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Offline Sciamach
11-01-2014, 11:54 PM,
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Chuck Norris can turret steer without a keyboard or a mouse

[ sci·am·ach ]
/sīˈamək/
A simple, angry man casually working his way through life on a personal quest to acquire copious amounts of street cred.
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Offline Thyrzul
11-01-2014, 11:58 PM,
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The Beard of Chuck Norris actually hides two Heavy Mortars. And he has the powercore to fire them at the same time. With 8.33 refire rate.

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