To: Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron

[Pancakes]

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Incoming Transmission
Comm ID - Arbiter Isabella Espinoza

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Hola elderito

I believe me and the brotherhood you all take part of had a... misunderstanding, si?

I was shot by Zoners, and I was upset that those suburb maggots dared to raise their head in-front of me, which I believe made me slightly angrier than usual. However, I would like to clarify that I was the one who experienced assault from the hands of these Zoners, si?

So lets see how we go past this misunderstanding.

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Tranmission Terminated

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[Pepe]

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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron

Ah, there you are... *Pepe jumps like a cat and presses ON button on triangulation system device. It starts to smoke* Cough, cough!

It wasn't about shooting some Zoner, Senorita. We do it all the time. It was about QUEEN (caramba!) not getting together with an ELDER (caramba, caramba!)! Is there anything more dangerous for Imperial rulership than ROYALTY disobeyed? Consider yourself lucky to be alive...

*Pepe checks triangulation device. It's still smoking. He slams it and turns it off, making some sad sounds coming out from the machine*

However, I really can do miracles as Chief of Corsair Police, but only for common criminals. And you are mucho more than that. You'd need something mucho more to get back in favor of Elders. And, look... It must be your lucky day...

*Pepe smiles in a way no one likes. But he does it sometimes. Like now*

I need a volunteer for suicide salvage mission to Sprague. I have another one, but he's a bit crazy and I'm not sure how reliable under fire. It's soldato Alphonso Ximenez *uploading personal record* and he's fully informed about all mission details. In case you accept, of course. You even might survive it, considering the fact you were traveling around so long without being noticed by our patrols.

And one more thing. It's rather personal. DO NOT laugh, or joke about his hair. Never. Ever. Don't even think about it. *Pepe is looking at picture of Ximenez and hardly suppressing his smile*


Oh, and about the virtual responder you use... I know this design. It belongs to Cordoba Cartel. I guess Senor Cordoba himself provided you with shelter. But, I will settle that with him in person, as soon as he gets back from some negotiations. Elders do not have to know about it. He's great patriot and probably took you under his protection to save you from Bretonian Intelligence Service. But... everything comes with the price.

Your highness...

*Pepe bows this time and reaches OFF button with his hairy macho hand*

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