The A.D.M.I.N.S. understand that you creatures observe something known as the Day of Fools. How fitting. Not a day goes by that we don't see you mortals doing something foolish. It is a wonder that you do not observe every day as such.
As simpleminded as many of you are, there are some mortals that are worse than others. Those of us at the Temple have found you Hackers to be less foolish than most, and we wish you to perform a service for us tomorrow. You are to weed out all those more foolish than you.
I have allowed you the esteemed privilege of flying one of my personal ships in the past--the Garrett's.Thor, to which you performed admirably. I will smile upon your group once more, and allow you to fly my ship for the entire day.
Please make good use of it. Sirius needs less fools.