the screen opens to an angry and somewhat bruised man holding a freshly opened Rheinbier
Good evening gentlemen. My mother is very sick, she has an advanced form of harris syndrome...
tears start to well up in his eyes
She can't even remember who I am... I go to visit her and all she says is "lol noob who r u?" *sobbing* And then... When I try to communicate... she just starts shouting at me to "Get out of her base" *more sobbing*
the man wipes his tears
ANYWAYS. Thats not important. I've been trading to try and pay for an experimental treatment, and i was accosted by a HEARTLESS and generally RUDE individual by the name of JM|-Womens.Rights. The indivudal did more than simply demand credits, they took ALL OF MY CARGO! I had spent my last pennies for that load of cargo, to recover from this I had to sell my turrets and countermeasure flares, putting me at much greater risk the next run. What gets me is this pirate didn't even have the cargo space to cart it off, and wouldn't take money or anything. They were in a tiny little bomber with only 100 cargo space and they demanded 3,000 of my precious load, purely for the intent to harm me economically... and my poor, dear old mother. He seemed to have no interested at all in making a profit, only in spite.
Thankfully I have recovered from this blow, but would like someone to teach this -thing- a lesson in grief. I will pay $10,000,000 credits for the initial kill. If you see -it- in any other ships, i will pay out $3,000,000 for 2 additional kills. Target was last seen in a bomber hanging around the Honshu jumpgate in Sigma-13, preying on innocent cheese-merchants.
Good hunting. This is open to any lawful or quasi-lawful mercenaries, freelancers, or bounty hunters.