A man in his early twenties walks into the recruitment Office.
"'Ello, my name is Alex Rider, I'm 22 years old and was born on London City, New London. I've been flying an escort for BMM for the last 4 years. I want to join the BAF 'cause my uncle is in MI6 an my father was in the BAF, 'till the destroyer he was on got torpedoed by those bloody Kusari! So as you can imagine I am bloody pissed! Also, the Starblazer is a piece of flying CRAP, I've got shot down by those Mollies more times than I can remember! So I want a Templar and a Challenger, see if I can't do to one of their battleships what they did to the Loch Ness! Oh right, thats the destroyer I talked about earlier. So heres my credentials, I'll just wait across the street."
"Alright son, it's good to see a recruit that will admit that they're bloody pissed. And for one to have flying abilities...." said the recruitment officer, before dismissing him.
//I'm moving, so my internet won't be up for a while.
' Wrote:This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.