"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Pat Novack live from the Serious News Network, Manhattan, Liberty.
As all of Sirius descends into chaos,
conspiracies and rumors sprout as the royal naval advance sends fleeing refugees to the sanctity of our glorious republic.Though this network in all its honesty has become under assault through investigations by the naval intelligence service, who such we accept bribes from criminal and terrorists entities both foreign and domestic into order sway public opinion of their public servant's ability to protect
them... Is completely and utterly observed!
The Sirius News Network despite its sponsors and contributes will always bring you the most honest and transparent news regarding events that may or may not effect your
life style as the war rages behind the scene.
I'm Pat Novack, and to you, have a pleasant journey among the stars."