BAF Admiralty board

[Pacific]

[Incoming transmission]
[Source: unknown]
[Encryption: Very High]

Napoleon here, successfully entered Aboukir bay, Green oyster has been spotted, he made zero point five toilet breaks wasting 5254 pounds of toilet paper. Will continue to monitor the animal.

Napoleon out !

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[Thunderer]

- Message Class: Textual -

-= Very High Encryption =-

Priority: High
To: Napoleon
From: Admiral George Richard Hall OBE
Location: HMS Norfolk, Cambridge System

Received. Have you seen what was in the latrine?

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Yours sincerely,.....................................................

Admiral George R. Hall OBE

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[Pacific]

[Incoming transmission]
[Source: unknown]
[Encryption: Very High]

Napoleon here, No I did not but good work. Green oyster is having a big kebab trade celebration on Aboukir bay that started on the 6th.
The event is still ongoing and Green oyster is having unprotected sexual intercourses with 4 men, and has not moved since the celebration started.

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[Thunderer]

- Message Class: Textual -

-= Very High Encryption =-

Priority: High
To: Napoleon
From: Admiral George Richard Hall OBE
Location: HMS Norfolk, Cambridge System

Acknowledged.

Yours sincerely,.....................................................

Admiral George R. Hall OBE

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[Thunderer]

- Message Class: Textual -

-= Very High Encryption =-

Priority: High
To: Napoleon
From: Admiral George Richard Hall OBE
Location: HMS Norfolk, Cambridge System

This message is not coded. The operation was a success. We have sent a ship your way. Get out of there before anyone starts placing blames.

Yours sincerely,.....................................................

Admiral George R. Hall OBE

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