We are *totally* an unethical corporation, by the way. Like, if there was an "Evil Corporation ID", that's what we'd be flying. Our logo is Weyland-Yutani for god's sake. Our official comms come mostly from a "General Secretary". We have in-character lawyers, and even worse, paperwork.
Every time someone calls WMD horrible, immoral, unethical, morally bankrupt, et cetera, I want to hop on our official account and say "We appreciate the compliment"
Howard Williams - CEO, Williams-Mordhauser Distributing - "Just try and stop us"
Caroline Convair - General Secretary, Williams-Mordhauser Distributing - "Please excuse the CEO"