To: The Unioners|Subject: OHGOD, THEY'RE ALL OVER THE BRIDGE! STOP TH...

[Enkidu]

Incoming Audio Transmission

To: My beloved children.

From: Your newest father.

Location: CLASSIFIED

Subject: Clear skies.

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You do not know me yet, my children. You will.

I am Schreck.

You have doubtless been in a state of chaos since the hours of lockdown. Let me set your minds at rest.

Regrettably, your much beloved former labour director is dead, his body lies mulched in the biomass recyclers. It appears someone pushed a plasma bolt through his brain - tragic accident, certainly.

So. On to the future. Long live me.



Your old masters lie smoking at my legs or pleading from the dungeons. They will be put to work, the first labour they have committed in the interests of our order since they first laboured out of their mother’s uteruses to consume our breathing gas, to put our salvation to rape. In their labour, they will be martyred; slaving for the cause of those that have survived them. It is a just punishment.


For those of you yet living who have not opposed me - welcome. I am the Anti-Kanzler. Together we will cast the heathens out from their recesses and show them profundity.

We will make Rheinland strong again. We will make Rheinland safe again. We will not tarry in our defence of the people from the Volksrevolution’s mistake.


Ready your squadrons, brothers. Your leaders have their orders enclosed. Get to it. Show the efficacy the profligates did not.

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Für Rheinland.

Transmission Ended

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