This is Engineer Cornelius Kirk on the line, White Shipping Company, and I send you my greetings. We are a small independent firm founded and directed by Chief Engineer Felix White, whom I work for, and we would like to send you a request. Mister White has... unusual beliefs, and he wants our ships to be followed by good fortune at all times. That is why he asked me to request from you to, er... consecrate... our ships in Baffin. I apologize if I offended you with this message, as I myself know little of your religion, and thus I ask: does this seem doable for you?
If anything, thank you for your time.
*Kirk bows lightly and turns the camera off with a gentle click of his mouse.*
ID: Dr. Van Van Mojo, Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Sesason of Discord
Location: Brunswick Shrine, Baffin
Encryption: High
Kallisti Sir!
I am Dr. Van Van Mojo, Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord, at your service. I've found your comm redirected to my desk today, and as Chief in Liturgy it rests on my shoulders to provide you with the ceremonial services that your fleet require. I'd like to start with the details so I don't waste your precious time.
It is not only the vessel which must be blessed, but the pilots too have to endure a part of the ritual themselves at one of our temples. This is so their pineal glands can be tuned to the frequence of our Goddess Eris, all hail her. I suggest we do it at Brunswick Shrine, where The Church of Eris Esoteric has it's headquarters. The station has enough room to accomodate all your fleet at it's mooring points, and you will be our guest at The Deep Shrine.
We'll be expecting you in a multiple of 23 hours.
Yours in Eris,
Dr. Van Van Mojo
Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord
Good day, this is Engineer Cornelius Kirk on the line again. I must apologize, as my boss is too busy to come within the time which you suggested. He proposed that he could meet you at 18:00 UTC on Monday. Does that suit you well?
*Without even sparing a look at the camera, he turns it off with a gentle click of his mouse.*
ID: Dr. Van Van Mojo, Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Sesason of Discord
Location: Brunswick Shrine, Baffin
Encryption: High
Kallisti again,
This time and date suits us indeed. We'll be expecting you at Shasta to do the Pilgrimage to Brunswick Shrine and then the Mass. Please tell your captains to fast this day, because it's most sacred. Oh, I almost forgot. The costs of the ceremony have been estimated to a total sum of 5.230.420 sc.
Yours in Eris,
Dr. Van Van Mojo
Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord