Hello! Before you accuse my sugartits to be infected, take a look at this here.
A few hours ago, I confronted Joshua Hunt alias Curator LazyNathan with the revelation of his trickery, as he actually is Doguha Hund. I'll attach copies of the transmissions here.
Hunt, could you god dammit put the banana aside and listen to me.
Today I stumbled across some rumor. A little welsh bird mentioned that your power armor is dog-fart fueled. I put one and one together, as I asked myself where those dog farts come from.
I took my time to go through my footage on your ships and noticed there was one moment when you didn't have your helmet on when you sat in your Raven's Talon in Inverness.
Love, are you still talking with the dog man?
Back to the bed, Maren!
Can you see it? It's clearly there! I marked it with a red arrow like on a YouTube thumbnail.
Here, I used my true color scanner to get a good picture of you!
You always were a dog! I knew it!!
Ezzy Feckboi Vertiga
However, instead of Hund replying to this message, his babyspawner Sapphire Raven did, with the following, unedited message:
Now I am sure you didn't see it by the first look, but something is off with this, and I let my Apahanta Super Metagame Scanners (ASMS) search the message for any traces of memetic alterations. As you know, the nomads are able to affect the human mind, and I am afraid Auxesia found a way to do this via neural net transmissions. Here is what I found out:
Here we see a normal picture of Sapphire Raven. With the help of the ASMS, we were able to find out what lies beyond that mask:
You can clearly see that Sapphire Raven is in fact the Devil from the Power Puff Girls. What this means? Glorious legs and grab claws as hands. Be very careful!
But this isn't all. Even worse. Look at the message again, you will notice the footage of a, what seems to be a bird. But the ASMS found out that this is just what they wanted us to see. Look at this:
"Bird"
What it really is: An incubus. A chubby little incubus!
I hope you value this information, as you will need to be prepared when you encounter Auxesia again.
By the way, if you doubt any of this, contact the Omicron Research Group. They use the same technology. Their ORG ASMS will give you pleasant results.
"Definitions of incubus
noun
a male demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping women.
"The earliest literary sources have Merlin as a wonder child, born of an incubus (a male demon), and a Welsh nun.""