[Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities

[Yak]

Synth People


Now you can indulge in your favorite snack, without scaring the neighbours!

Available now at all good food retailers on Crete!

Available in 4 finger-licking good flavours sourced by our expert flavour engineers from all across Sirius!


Texan BBQ


Full English Londoner


Munich Smoked


Kyushu Wasabi

Hurry now, while stocks last!


(Warning: contains Homo sapiens extract; may cause kuru; not for children under 3 years of age. Contact your local Synth Foods office if you are concerned about possible allergic reactions)

©Synth Foods 824AS

[Shelco]

Way too much effort for a post in Flood. 10/10 though

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[Rusty Wing]

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Transmission feed OPEN ►

► Transmission Protocol: Synth Foods, Inc.
► Sender ID: CEO of Synth Foods: Magnus Arvidsson
► Location: Riverside Distribution Center, California System

► Destination ID: Self-called Synth Foods Inc.
► Encryption: Parabolic double alphabetic-alphabetic encryption.

► Subject: Strange production
► Priority: Medium

Good day,

Please, staph and back to the work under milk bottle battlecruiser with bread guns. We already tried to do something similar with outcasts, but they prefered synth cardamine. If you are interested in business on Crete, then get back to work under synth artifacts.
And remember: MILK

Have a good one.

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//Nice memo, as Synth leader I love it.

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[Shalo]

Can I get it in nutella flavor?

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[HanCloudstone]

Can I just get some Synth Gel that tastes like chicken?

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Currently schizoposting from Omicron Chi

[Yak]

@Shalo ...soon

@Rusty Wing see above ^

I never forget the #MILK


@HanCloudstone no, sorry, chicken is too healthy

[HanCloudstone]

Tastes like chicken is classic, tho.
I leave the thread now.

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My char info and rp feedback thread

Currently schizoposting from Omicron Chi

[Yak]

You can have it if it's "Chicken Fried in Beef Dripping" flavour.

Work for you?

[7AlphaOne1]

SOYLENT GREEN!!!!!!

There, I am done.

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