To:The Forlorn Hope Subject:Trenton Eviction From:H. Jefferson
Due to certain recent information that has come to our attention that we are unable to disclosed at the moment, we have no choice but to Evict you from Trenton. You have 24hrs to remove you persons and belongings from the base before they become property of Universal Shipping, Inc. Further intrusions onto the station will be considered trespassing and the LPI will be called and bribed to arrest you.
You can stay on the bounty board, but we'll be deducting 110% of the payout to cover costs of bribing LPI.
Regards,
Howard Jefferson
Director of Internal Affairs
Board of Directors
Universal Shipping Inc.
:::ACCESS GRANTED:::
FINALIZING IDENTIFICATION PROCESS ... PLEASE WAIT ...
»»» Location: TRENTON!!!!!
»»» Sender ID: Garrus Hendrix
»»» Recipient ID: That weirdo who thinks he owns Trenton
»»» Subject: Bye bye base
Mister "I remove you from Trenton",
I gladly take the warning an I know what I will do with it. You know I had a lot of time on Trenton, maybe I spent 120% of my life there, so I turned the whole station into a bomb. And I think I will let it go boom.
I'm Garrus Hendrix and this i my favorite explosion in New York
Anyways, I still have to do some weapon calibrations. The explosion has to wait.
Yours sincerely, Knight Captain Hendrix
Da Booming Hope
To:The Forlorn Hope Subject:Trenton Eviction From:H. Jefferson
So it seems you are not willing to comply. Very well. This vandalism of USI property has been reported to the Admiralty of the Liberty Navy, who I know personally, and will be pursuing justice in the name of capitalism and freedom and justice. This atrocious act against us cannot be tolerated, and we will be responding in full force, of battlebisons ready to charge, with unarmored and unarmed mastodons in the reserves to trample any remaining fight out of you.
It has been a pleasure working with you,
Regards,
Howard Jefferson
Director of Internal Affairs
Board of Directors
Universal Shipping Inc.
COMM ID:Cpt. Mayer, John TARGET ID:The guys who called Admiral Alan SUBJECT:Things ENCRYPTION:N4vy PRIORITY:Rul3z
Sooo,
you thought it would be a good idea to call Alan and disturb his sweet sleep. Thanks for that, now I have to deal with you children.
So, since we all behave like children here, I think I just call in the fleet and blow up Trenton and all Universal and Forlorn ship.
Mayer out. And get of my goddamn lawn!
Signing out,
Captain John Mayer
Liberty Navy, First Fleet
Important:This communication remains the property of da big bad Mayer dude and is subject to the jurisdiction of some weird thing Act 807A.S, Section 69. If you have received this message in error, you are requested destroy all of your ships and go to jail.