Small report here. Way overdue. The Blastoise has fought in several battles already. ran some recons as well. All quite boring. But today I was promoted to Rear Admiral of Latrine!
*applause is heard in the background*
So now, my dear Order collegues, all your crapshacks are belong to me. And my first order is: use the freakin' toilet brush! I don`t wanna see what ya ate left night. Let alone when it has transformed into a brown smelly goo.
I've ordered my men (the toilet cleaners) to load all the poo remnants into gunboat missles. the Blastoise will load those missles and fire them at Core fighters and bombers to show them, quite literally, that we **** on them.