日本は大丈夫ですが、私は日本人がすべてを儀式にするのが好きではありません。真剣に、米を洗う方法についての3年間の教育?寿司シェフになるにはどれくらい時間がかかりますか?
(Nihon wa daijōbudesuga, watashi wa nihonjin ga subete o gishiki ni suru no ga sukide wa arimasen. Shinken ni,-mai o arau hōhō ni tsuite no 3-nenkan no kyōiku? Sushi shefu ni naruniha dorekurai jikan ga kakarimasu ka?)
(This is most definitely Google-translated! What I mean to say is, "Japan is all right, but I don't like how the Japanese make everything into a ritual. Seriously, a three-year education on how to wash rice? How long does it take to become a sushi chef?")