Wuxtra! Wuxtra! E.L.F. Claims Victory!

[Lightfoot]

In a press release issued today from the ELF Flagship Eris_Ascendant, Episkopos Prime Malaclypse 666 has claimed total victory in the Faction's recent attempts to "Balance the Chao".

"Hey, how else can you explain the decision from "Olympus". It appears that Our Lady Eris has been welcomed back into the fold; and her efforts to balance the forces of Order and Chaos in the Sirius Sector have been recognized in the most obvious and apparent way... a total rebalancing of the Sirius Sector!", said Mal-666.

Avatar and sentient computer F-23 Discordia also added: *Oh, silly primate... The battle between Order and Chaos will never be over! We've just achieved our goals in "this" Tunnel Reality. Our presence and efforts will be needed in the new Universe as well. The E.L.F., The Golden Apple Corp, and the Fnordettes all vow to continue to fight to keep the Chao spinnin' wobble-free wherever we pop out next.*

When asked for comment, the "Admin" Gods on Olympus would not admit that Eris Discordia was responsible for the upcoming quantum shift. They just mumbled something about "technical difficulties".

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