After a Mandalorian downed his or her target, the real work began. Paperwork, that is.
The Jet Jocks had little appreciation of the accounting staff. That's because they nagged the pilots mercilessly:
"Why are you burning so much fuel?"
"Get your timesheet in, it's almost months-end. We have to invoice those kills."
"You can't expense your Cardi habit. Really."
And last, but not least.
"Without a guncam shot, WE will NOT be paid by the client, and YOU will NOT get your kill bonus. Capiche?"
A couple of the pilots got uppity with Accounting for a bit, and instead of guncam shots, presented actual Corsair heads as evidence for payment.
Then their paychecks stopped coming. And so did the heads, right quick.
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Upon executing jobs, warriors are required to register evidence of their completion here using the following form: Instructions: a. copy form code at the bottom; b. paste it into a new post; c. replace everything in 's with job's particulars.
Target: <target's precise identification (name) goes here> Instructions: This will identify the job, so bear in mind it needs to be precise information.
Client/Job Description: <client's identification (name or code) or link to job offer/contract goes here> Instructions: Further information to identify the job. If it's a coded client, use the code instead of the name. If you can provide a link to the job offer it's even better.
For "Various Jobs And Bounties:Consul Approved Bounties", please put the correct link to the bounty board in here!
Evidence: <pictures go here> Instructions: Pictures go here (please use thumbnail links).
Payment Status: PAYMENT AMOUNT DUE x Targets per x Million assisted/unassisted - x Million Credits pending PAYMENT TO (//YOUR CHARACTER NAME.) Instructions: Calculate the payment owing to you, and where you wish payment sent. If it is "No Charge", say so.
Report: <description of events goes here> Instructions: Description of the job's execution. Doesn't necessarily have to be fancy, but it should be informative. Feel free to brag about the hunt too.
STANDARD CODE FOR NEW ENTRIES (to be used by Mandalorian Mercenaries only):
[b]Client/Job Description:[/b] <client's identification (name or code) or link to job offer/contract goes here>
[b]Evidence:[/b] <pictures go here>
[b]Payment Status:[/b]
[color=#FFCC66]PAYMENT AMOUNT DUE [/color] x Targets per x Million assisted/unassisted - x Million Credits pending
[color=#99FF99]PAYMENT TO (//YOUR CHARACTER NAME)[/color]
Report: It is rather hard to take down one of those .... what where they c'led again !? ... ah yes "Praetorian" bombers. Tought hull and fire power they have , but a lack of manuvarability was this ones downfall. He had fighter support do ... but I'll go back to that later.
Report: ... and that was his escort. Not much to say about him realy. The bugger tried to guard that bomber as best he could , but again manuvarability was not his strong side.
Report: This one is very special , honored Mandalore. At first , it was just an ordinary kill for me. All 'Sair dogs are the same in my opinion. But it was only in the bar on Freeport 9 , when I got the interesting information that this Carlos , is one of the Corsair Elders. Well .... one less to worry about I suppose.
Report: I delt with Carlos fast enought to move in and assist my brother - Kal Vergebuir - with his target. Gamma was packed full with cretan dogs and we needed to take care of this one fast enought and clear the area. Luckily for me , his ship hit a mine and that was that.
// I'm sorry I report these now , I just didn't have enought free time lately.
Report: Recieved a call from the RoS, that Alpha would be the target of an big Corsair attack.
The first attackwave got eliminated but the Outcast lost a few ships.
Suddenly the second wave, including 3 Gunboats, 1 Battleship and a few Bombers arrived.
All enemys got eliminated.
Bonus Payment for help recieved.
Report: Diana Blane was currently on Planet Cambridge, when she sat into her Viper and got contacted by a BAF Pilot, that his boys could need a hand a few clicks away from the Planet.
She aided them in combat and the Corsairs had to pull back after an hour of fighting.
Bonus Payment for her fast help was already transfered.
Report: Located a track of of Corsair ship in Omega-41. Followed him into Omicron Gamma and lost contact there.
Suddenly two OPG contacts appeared near the Planet Cella Dor. 1 Fighter, 1 battleship.
Introduced myself and challanged the fighter pilot there.
He fought and died honourfull.
Report: Ran into this one at Mojave in Cali. I was in the Templar for a spin, he in a Greyhound. We took a dislike for each other, and I wanted a paycheck, and that, as they say, was that. Though the Greyhound was a hard one to land a razor on.
Sorry, no jobs to report successful (Stupid cowards..)
Either running away or an Outcast or Navy officer or SOMEBODY telling me I cant do anything...
Anyways, Zechs. Reporting Off.
//PS... Dieter.... Kira's a chick...
"The pen is mightier than the sword." -Edward Bulwer-Lytton. "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons." -General Douglas MacArthur
Report:Me, Ge'tal and Zechs were in Honshu searching for the KNF ship when we saw him, we decided to keep our honour and have it 1 vs 1. I got a lucky shot in with my missiles.
Not bad for a man of 53, Bra'tac out.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
Invoice Status: CLIENT MUST BE CONTACTED/PAYMENT PENDING - 2 Million credits (unassisted) still pending
Report:
I have encountered Mrs. Suzuki.Akane in the Leeds system.
She ordered me to surrender myself and that she would arrest me for my "crimes" inside Kusari territory and for supporting the Bretonia government. That did not happen.
She fought brave and with honour.
May the sweet and mercyless Cay'lith guide her soul.
Invoice Status: PAYMENT RECEIVED - BAF CLIENT MUST BE CONTACTED/PAYMENT PENDING - RoS
Report:
A Corsair Raidforce in Leeds, was engaging a Trader when I showed up the scene.
7 Corsair ships parked at the tradelane to New London and soon began to fly towards me.
Just in time some BAF ships showed up as planned and we engaged the enemy.
I was able to shoot one of them down with a lucky missile.
All honour to the Crown and the Mandalore!
Evidence:
- All pilots were taken to New London medical facilities.
Invoice Status:
CLIENT MUST BE CONTACTED/PAYMENT PENDING
Report: I was heading to Leeds to meet up with some BAF fellows when the lane I was using was disrupted by a molly pilot.
We exchanged a few words,and he told me he was trying to make a living.
Noticing the numerous civilians in his hold,and after hearing that he expected a contribution from me,I informed him that a bounty was on him.He did not panic,he did not infuriate,he did not try to flee.
He accepted to face me,and we started to fight.
He was a very talented and honorable pilot,who offered me a very interesting firefight.
In the honour of our Mandalore and the Queen,
Ge'tal Gra'tua.
(06-14-2019, 12:25 PM)Sombra Hookier Wrote: If everyone was a bit more like Lanakov, the entire world would be more positive. Including pregnancy tests.