I am Senior Agent Ferocity of the Liberty Security Force, your vessel named [tCS]Wrath has been logged on video aiding an Outcast Storta in Liberty against one of our Battlecruisers. This is a serious offence and there is more than enough evidence to convict. You have two options, Option one is to pay a fine directed at =LSF=Ft.Campbell of 20million Sirian Credits. Option two, You will be destroyed on sight and the proper authorities will be notified to have your docking rights stripped in Liberty. You have 48 Hours to respond.
In Service To The Republic of Liberty
Senior Agent Ferocity, Liberty Security Force
HEY THERE! Did ya know? Ain't nobody show them wot's wot better'n Cobra Squad! Ya done got some miscreants in ya barn? Giv'us a holler'n we'll be right over there an' smack 'em one good.
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White lightnin' done got ya in some trouble with some'a them nasty, non-God fearin' immigrants? We'll give'm sumthin' t'fear, don't you worry none. T'ain't no problem. Ya got the cash, we got the mash 'ready to go as we like t'say 'round these parts.
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COBRA SQUAD! Doin' what ya need done so's ya can do what's important. Shinin' an' farmin'! We here at Cobra Squad done know all 'bout how much sweat y'alls got on ya brows already, don't worry none.
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We offer discounts on teachin' sum lesson t'someone what kicked your dog, I tell ya! Ain't nothin' worse no man can do. Ayyup, you done heard right! TWENTY PERCENT OFF-A ALL CONTRACTS IF THEY DONE KICKED YA DOG!
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**A bald eagle screeches loudly**
WELL HOWDY! Ya done connected t'Jimbo Beam. I seen ya message an' left ya 'nother, didn't wanna deprive ya of our phone-line experience! T'ain't no need to thank us, ain't that right Janet?
**He pauses, then slams his desk**
JANET! I'M TALKIN' TO YA YA DAMN USELESS WOMAN! BACK ME UP WHEN I'M ON THE PHONE DAMNIT, THIS'S OUR BIT HERE!
**An overly nasally voice yells a reply from a distance**
SHUT UP JIMBO YA WASTE'A PLAID! Ain't no wonder yer old lady left ya!
**Jimbo sighs**
Ahhh hell, I love that woman. Don't tell nobody now, but I done left my old lady for her. She's a spicy lil vixen, I tell ya. Anyway. Oh. Right. Mmmrrrrhhhhmmm.
**Jimbo clears his throat, loudly, for a solid ten seconds**
'T'ain't often we get other phone lines callin' here, much less scam ones ya know. We done gonna forward yer transmission to the LPI. I bet m'last jar of shine that ain't no professional spooky types stupid enough to make charges without filing evidence. In response to your two options, I present you with two options.
Admit yer stupid by sendin' it to us like ya should have in the first place and we'll take this seriously an' investigate. Or, hang yer head between yer legs like the dirty lil' scammers ya are an' hit the road Jack.
We gonna be forwardin' it regardless, mighty fishy. We ain't even employed by the spooky types, an' we don't forget evidence! Ya have you a blessed day here in God's space, pardners. Be seein' ya. Thank ya fer callin' Cobra Squad, we do wot needs doin' or our 'shine ain't the strongest.
It is your right as the accused to ask for evidence and present them I shall. As you can see, The Outcast was not firing Cruise Disruptors and your ship was the only one in the area.
In Service To The Republic of Liberty
Senior Agent Ferocity, Liberty Security Force
A wonder that you finally decided to file your evidence, since your extortion attempt was met with pushback. You will be speaking with me, now. Baron Ashbury, Esquire.
Our internal investigation has concluded and, from this situation, we deem it prudent to file an official complaint against the captain of the =LSF= in question for undue brutality, slander and extortion.
The =LSF= captain in question neglected to do one key thing during this encounter. That thing is simple. Communicate. Our pilot, [tCS]Wrath, had spilled his coffee in the cockpit after becoming excited about a potential contract. Two cruise disruptors were fired in the confusion, as the black box indicates. Yet what is cruise disruption? It is a less-than-lethal, delaying projectile. The charge would be obstructing the course of justice, not actively aiding and abetting an Outcast warship in Liberty space. Our pilot did not shoot, at all.
If this =LSF= captain in question had even ATTEMPTED to communicate before opening fire on [tCS]Wrath, he would have learned the misunderstanding. Perhaps it would still have resulted in an arrest, but no attempt to arrest was made. No demands were made verbally, only the demand to die coming from his ships cannons. The demand to die for an accidental, non-violent crime.
As if demanding death, were not enough, you now come to us. You come to us, attempting to extort 20'000'000 credits from our company. We are good sports in the greater game, and we will offer you a settlement. You will send 20'000'000 credits to [tCS]Wrath within 48 hours or we will be filing a suit against the captain in question and the =LSF= for allowing this egregious micarriage of justice to happen.
You may see the evidence attached the first time, as I am not an amateur sir.
[25.09.2018 18:47:14] =LSF=Ft.Campbell: Back again?
[25.09.2018 18:47:19] OC-Shlizhak: hm
[25.09.2018 18:47:21] =LSF=Ft.Campbell: Well its time to take you to the scrap yard.
[25.09.2018 18:47:38] [tCS]Wrath: Oh wow.
[25.09.2018 18:47:40] =LSF=Ft.Campbell: Firing all weapons!
[25.09.2018 18:48:16] [tCS]Wrath: LSF has a bounty on their heads.
[25.09.2018 18:48:57] Death: OC-Shlizhak was put out of action by =LSF=Ft.Campbell (Gun).
[25.09.2018 18:48:57] [tCS]Wrath: Under fire!
[25.09.2018 18:49:12] [tCS]Wrath: why are you engaging me!
[25.09.2018 18:49:16] [tCS]Wrath: Are you out of your mind?
[25.09.2018 18:49:22] =LSF=Ft.Campbell: You have been seen firing weapons against the LSF
[25.09.2018 18:49:26] [tCS]Wrath: I have not.
[25.09.2018 18:49:39] [tCS]Wrath: So this is how you want to play.
[25.09.2018 18:50:00] [tCS]Wrath: You know exactly I did not fire.
[25.09.2018 18:50:13] =LSF=Ft.Campbell: Firing cruise disruptors is an act of aggression
[25.09.2018 18:50:17] [tCS]Wrath: How corrupt the LSF has become.
[25.09.2018 18:50:32] [tCS]Wrath: Cruise distrupters are non lethal.
[25.09.2018 18:50:41] [tCS]Wrath: Whats this?
[25.09.2018 18:50:44] [tCS]Wrath: You give up already?
[25.09.2018 18:50:49] [tCS]Wrath: laughs
[25.09.2018 18:50:54] [tCS]Wrath: You are as bad as they say...
[25.09.2018 18:52:13] 2018-09-25 16:52:12 SMT Traffic control alert: [tCS]Wrath has requested to dock
"Our pilot, [tCS]Wrath, had spilled his coffee in the cockpit after becoming excited about a potential contract." I am extremely happy you brought this up. You see here is the issue. "[25.09.2018 16:48:14] [tCS]Wrath: LSF has a bounty on their heads." So, we have him being excited about a potential Bounty Hunting contract against a Liberty Security Force Ship, Firing two cruise Distruptors to allow the Storta to escape or damage my Missiles that could have cost me my life. There is no more arguing, you lost this debate days ago. Forward the payment of 20 Million Sirian Credits to =LSF=Ft.Campbell or the next time you are seen in Liberty there will be consequences.
In Service To The Republic of Liberty
Senior Agent Ferocity, Liberty Security Force
I am so pleased that you decided to attempt to use my words against me. Yet as I explained to you prior, junior agent, I am not an amateur.
If you deign to approach the bounty claiming aspect, I will direct you to a few things you have clearly overlooked.
Number one, being excited about or having potential intent to claim a bounty is not a crime under Liberty Law.
Number two, the Storta was not in a position to escape at a distance of 751 meters from you while being actively engaged.
Number three, your munitions were at a far enough distance that detonation were not possible and, even if it were, the only vessel that would be harmed would be an enemy of Liberty. Let's pretend that they did detonate at that distance accidentally. The damage would be minimal, and the vessel was at full shields. From our company report, the Outcast was destroyed overwhelmingly. At least there is something the =LSF= can do correctly.
Number four, due to the previous statements, there is no potential for a bounty to be claimed. No shots were fired from our vessel, no contract given. No shots were fired in self defense, even. No harm to your vessel as a result of actions, accidental or otherwise, was possible. There is no case for a bounty claim with any of our potential employers.
What we have here is the same as we had previously established. A trigger-happy captain that made no attempt to arrest nor communicate with a non-violent suspect. An amateur attempting to extort an obscene amount of credits for an accidental munitions discharge that resulted in no damages nor consequences. This is no debate, agent. I have yet to be challenged. You are still receiving my professional courtesy as the time I spent as a prosecutor, yet that will wear off as this drags on.
If you desire, we may inform the insurance company that insured the ACROBATIC of our little suit here, and they may seek damages against you for the partial damage to the EXTREMELY valuable equipment.
You now have 40 hours to forward payment previously discussed to [tCS]Wrath