Ladies and Gentlemen, Rogues and Cads. Welcome to the greatest illegal fight night in all of Sirius!
Yes that's right for the first and definitely not last time, we're bringing this show to you via Hacker Enterprises latest and greatest undetectable feed. This at an incredible knock down post of 50 credits per screening, now that's good value.
The camera pans around from the devilishly handsome presenter, to show the Buffalo Base conference room used as a setting for this event. A large room deep in the heart of Buffalo. The bar itself is placed on one wall of the bar, nearly twenty metres in length and staffed entirely by the cutest Rogues ladies the Rogues can muster and boy are they good looking.
The room has a mezzanine floor reached by two seperate staircases one on either side of the room and held up by columns underneath the floor.
The room has a central square normally used for tables when there is an actual diplomacy happening here.
The first fight is the young Alan Moore facing one of our own, the lovely *coughs* Zeira Hadshel!
Take it away!
Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.
The fight between Alan and Zeira was eventful. Many twists and turns, hollering from the crowd all but drowned out the comentators voice, suspended as he now was from the ceiling by a lift.
Occasional snippets could be heard, of course all would be cleared up for the actual transmission.
"Ouch, a piece of his own arm ladies and gentlemen! How's that for dirty fighting!"
The fight was easily visible from this viewpoint and it was moments later when the commentator shouted out.
"I hope he doesn't want kids, because this is going to cost him dearly in that department!"
"That's a mistake that could cost him, NOBODY spills the bosses drink!"
However the final blow was as unexpected as it was low. A flying beer bottle, well thrown, struck the unfortunate young lady. Alan's finishing kick sealed the deal.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. We have a Winner! Give it up for ALLLLLLAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!"
Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.
Just as Alan was being led out of the ring, the bell rang for the next fight. Ted Brennan stepped into the ring to be faced with the Hacker known simply as Brute, one of their finest pit fighters. Once again the crowds drowned out the commentary but still with enough effort it could be heard.
"Oh that's an early take down, could this fight be over with before it's begun?"
"Lucky escape there for the Rogue!"
"Brute's got him in a submission hold! What can Ted do about this?"
"Ouch! That's gonna sting! Can we get a medtech in here. Brute's gonna need some attention!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen. We have a Winner! TTEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD BRRRRREEEEEEEEEENANNNNNNNNNN!
Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.
As Brute, now unconscious through the liberal application of painkillers, was taken down to the medical bays, a loud raor was heard and in the corner of the room. The first assasination challenge of the night. Sylpheed against an unknown assailant.
The fight was brutal and short.
"Where the hell did she get that sword?"
"Sylpheed's gone crazy, ladies and gents! This is going to end badly!"
"Ouch! That's gonna sting in the morning. Oh wait!"
"Her Head! He's taken the bitches head!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen! We have a Winner! The Crime Boss himslf, SSSSYYYLLLLLPPPPPHHHHEEEEDDD!"
Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.
Once the locals had cleared the decapitated corpse of Arnelia Fret from the room, the bell rang and the announcement was made for the fourth fight of the night, Rawshank versus Julio Mendez. Mendez had been incarcerated four days ago for killing three Rogues in a drug fueled haze, and this was to be his punishment. A fight against arguably the most psychotic man on the base.
"We're off! Mendez with a swing and... oh god. Poor girl!"
"Rawshank strikes back hard enough to rock the big man!"
"In the face! Rawshank takes a cut!"
"Somebody call the medtech's! Rogue Down, Rogue Down!"
"Oh the humanity, somebody stop that man, this is cruel, almost intolerable, almost!"
Ladies and Gentlemen. We have a Winner! RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHANNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKK!"
Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.
Mendez crashed down and the room went quiet as Rawshank went to work, by the time the medtechs arrived Mendez was well beyond hope.
As soon as the third corpse was removed the announcer let the bell fall silent whilst the bargirls tried in vain to clean some of the now copious blood off the floor. The floor was now trecherous and fighting was only going tio be made more difficult. Out of the blue a scream became audible, Jason Moore, famed and feared Hacker, had somehow managed to light his assailant up like a christmas tree.
Unliike the previouys assaination challenge this one was over before it began, the announcer had little to no time to comment.
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a Winner! JAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.
Once the fourth corpse had been removed, the bell rang for the next fight, Ben Saunders came out looking like someone who really didn't want to fight, his opponent on the other hand looked eager for the rumble to begin. Once again the baying reached fever pitch and the commentator could barely be heard.
"What a lucky escape, that uppercut would have done him for sure!"
"The counter, drilled to perfection!"
"That's a flurry, Ben's going to feel that"
"Oh god! Somebody get him off! Dammit we lost another one."
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a Winner! BEEENNNN SSSSAAAAAAAUNDERRRRRRRSSSSS!
Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.