Among hundreds of pop-ups and commercials one might eye through on a day-to-day basis, one of them goes as follows.
*A tall, slender, young and tanned man in a white suit and a black tie appears on screen, standing in a blank white room- An obvious result of rather cheap trid-editing. The man brushes through his sideswept short black hair, focuses a pair of obvious teal cybereyes and smiles broadly at the camera, revealing pristinely white teeth and speaks in a loud, confident tone.*
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Are -YOU- one of those people with shipping problems? Those big dogs won't take your orders, saying they're "morally dubious", "overly risky" or even flat out accusing you of doing something "illegal"- But, don't worry! That's where -we- come in. Our company, Very sirius exports-" He intensely accents the V in 'very'. "-specializes in JUST those kinds of jobs!"
*The man is replaced by, literally, ancient footage, badly converted from 2d video to trid format, of an electric mucus green, spindly spaceship flying at breakneck speed through an asteroid field of what look like huge diamonds. On the spaceship, one can very faintly see what appears to be a foghorn gray robot with a butterfly net fishing for the rocks. Over this, the same man continues speaking.*
"That's right- Our pilots are ready and willing to get -your- cargo to where -you- want it to go, and if they get paid, they'll even do it safely for you!" He laughs briefly. "You want it done quickly, quietly and efficiently, look no further, contact us today at 1.1827.4432.3.22 and make your order -totally- anonymously!"
*The trid then returns to the man, who is now wearing a jet black suit with a yellow striped black tie and standing on the bridge of what appears to be a BK-65 Serenity-class transport. At the bottom of the screen, the contact address is shown.*
"Now, you might be thinking: 'That sounds like it'll be expensive!' But think again- Our prices are -entirely- negotiable and, more often than not, even reasonable! Our state of the art risk assessment software lets us determine a proper price so neither you, nor we, get fleeced, and everyone walks away happy and rich. So, don't think, contact us and start negotiating with one of our professional communications agents, now!"
*The man fades and the trid is replaced by a neo-punk jingle and the flashing contact address for another few seconds, then the commercial ends.*
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