Allow me to introduce my self - I am a SP4M F1LT3R Steward bot, but my friends call me Dave! Or they would if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place! You've met me because your message is in a queue! lucky you! Your communication is important to us and we appreciate you waiting!
Estimated response time:
63 Days.
-SP4M F1LT3R
Imperial Guildmaster's Steward bot, The Core
Message Class: Audio-Visual
Encryption: Miele
To: Core High Command
From: Commodore Kaze Reidman Dagon
Good day , Core High Command.
I am on the verge of being dispatched to your system to deal with this situation. So you can understand we are not in the mood for spam filters and baseline jokes from a trusted partner. We will wait for a proper response within the next sirian day cycle before I ship off to Rho.
Without anything else to add,
Kaze Nelson Reidman Dagon
Commodore
Bretonian Armed Forces
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Core High Command.
I have arrived at Freeport 11. I will await for one of your representatives for the next eighteen hours. After that, if no contact is made, the Bretonian Armed Forces Admiralty Board will transfer the investigation and posterior penalties regarding Core using unregistered capital class war vessels within House space to the proper authorities.
With regards,
K. Dagon. --A hidden trigger prevents this message to be seen more than this one time--
Congratulations your 61 days is up! Thank you for waiting patiently I'm sure it will be worth every second!. I'll be patching you through right away!... Um, where was it you wanted to go again? Ah yes, you said Freeport 11. Patching you through to Freeport 11 now! Have fun and don't forget zoners respond best when spoken to in a clear, loud and repetitive manner.
-SP4M F1LT3R
Imperial Guildmaster's Steward bot, The Core
SP4M F1LT3R, Nor The Core are not to be held accountable for any biting, spitting or obscenities experienced when talking with the Zoners of FP11