ΣnςrƴρťıΩN: ΛΣŜ-256 Date: 08, 10, 825 A.S. To: Whoever is interested From: "Classified" Location: Sirius Subject: Project: "Bork Bork Nom Nom"
Whoever reads this,
I am in the need of a personal companion.
My Copanion needs to be trustfull, obeying, agressive towards strangers and should have fur. I will pay 20.000.000 Sirius Credits to who ever manages to bring me a fitting pet dog.
Since my time is limited, I can't shop around on the civilian markets. So I will provide this amount of Credits. Incuded in these 20.000.000 Sirius Credits is, food, water, time and the costs of the dog itself. I will attach specifications what I exactly want.
Race: Shepard, Rheinland Shepard prefered
Age: Not more than six months
Essentials: trustfull, obeying, agressive towards strangers, fur
Biomechanical improvements: If already done list them, if none dog needs to be in healty condition to recive them
"Do you really want a simple dog? Surely you're after something more interesting than that? I am a purveyor of all the finest vices, legal or otherwise, across Sirius, and I happen to have a small selection of beautiful Gaian scalepanthers currently for sale or trade. These repto-feline predators are sleek, deadly, and can be forcibly imprinted on an individual, rendering them completely loyal to a fault. They see perfectly in low light conditions, can sprint at forty kilometers per hour, and have a chitinous scale plating known to deflect fire from personal sidearms. Surely that sounds more intricate than a regular dog, no?"
Race: Shepard, Rheinland Shepard prefered
Age: Not more than six months
Essentials: trustfull, obeying, agressive towards strangers, fur
Biomechanical improvements: If already done list them, if none dog needs to be in healty condition to recive them
Race: Shepard, Rheinland Shepard prefered
Age: Not more than six months
Essentials: trustfull, obeying, agressive towards strangers, fur
Biomechanical improvements: If already done list them, if none dog needs to be in healty condition to recive them
ΣnςrƴρťıΩN: ΛΣŜ-256 Date: 08, 10, 825 A.S. To: Scrambled ID From: "Classified" Location: Sirius Subject: Project: "Bork Bork Nom Nom"
Since nobody seems to be interested I will raise the founds from originally 20.000.000 Sirius Credits to any amount. I just want my companion. To get paid just bring me a dog fitting to my specifications and show me what you had to spend for it. I will cover that and add a bonus.
Race: Shepard, Rheinland Shepard prefered
Age: Not more than six months
Essentials: trustfull, obeying, agressive towards strangers, fur
Biomechanical improvements: If already done list them, if none dog needs to be in healty condition to recive them
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ΣnςrƴρťıΩN: ΛΣŜ-256 Date: 08, 10, 825 A.S. To: Scrambled ID From: "Classified" Location: Sirius Subject: Project: "Bork Bork Nom Nom"
Reference number :JA95hAAA95
Thank you for your offer, but since I am in need of a dog and not a drone that looks like one I have to say it will not fit the requirements. But I have to admit that your drone is quite astounding. I would like to purchase one, not for myself, sadly.
Race: Shepard, Rheinland Shepard prefered
Age: Not more than six months
Essentials: trustfull, obeying, agressive towards strangers, fur
Biomechanical improvements: If already done list them, if none dog needs to be in healty condition to recive them
ΣnςrƴρťıΩN: ΛΣŜ-256 Date: 08, 10, 825 A.S. To: Who ever wants some money From: "Classified" Location: Sirius Subject: Project: "Bork Bork Nom Nom"
I am still in the need of a companion as descriped and I am still willing to pay what ever it costs.
The first person than brings me what I want will get a resonable amount off cash.
Race: Shepard, Rheinland Shepard prefered
Age: Not more than six months
Essentials: trustfull, obeying, agressive towards strangers, fur
Biomechanical improvements: If already done list them, if none dog needs to be in healty condition to recive them
From: Grach To: "Classified" Location: Unidentified Encryption code: R2H-0M84 Priority: Medium Subj: Woofer for boofer Why hello there.
Thought someone would reply to you by now. Have to save the day per usual, do I?
Don't ask me how, but I just got my hands on this good boy. He's nasty, but an obeying little guy, if you give him enough food. But there's not enough space for two of us in this small rust bucket.
Send me a private comm so we can discuss some details, will ya?
Grach
End of transmission
(10-13-2023, 12:51 AM)Haste Wrote: This is a feature as most Discovery players would not receive a response from women.