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G.Riehl
Incoming Transmission
Wedel Unioners Albedo Wings
To: Rogues. Xeno low-lives. From:Arbeiter Gunda Riehl, Vierlande Prison Subject:Twist and burn.
Unpacking videofile...
Scanning for malware...
Linking attachments...
Video play...
Grinning ear to ear.
"Hey, Snakescrunchers?"
"I'm pretty sure I'm speaking on behalf of all of us here. Please come to the race. Can't wait to spitroast your dainty little spleens with a true-green Rheinlandic-raised Plasma cannon and bury you racist little runts in the cosmic ash and let your dainty lil' hick-supremacist particulates find their way into something useful after a few billion years of solar sterilisation. I'd probably win myself a bloody pardon."
"Oh, yer' not soldiers. Don't use big-boy words like 'commander' and start pinning medals to your eyeballs. It won't make you fly any better."
"Sure! We've got a race-team honed in Dublin with ties to the Hogs. We'll turn up with a pit-crew, free service to anybody willing to compete. A 'course this close to Pacifica and Viquez is to the benefit of all of us."
"We're going to make a killing. Leastways, kill the warranty on a drivecoil or fifty."
"See you on the track. Last one around the circuit has to drink out of the skull of that Xeno billybob. Get a pre-emptive rabies shot - he bites, 'parrently."
The birdclock croaked when it saw the sun, tethered to a spring.
G.Riehl.
Esprit wings.
Transmission Complete
Scrambling access point...
Decompiling neuratrace... Signal lost.
THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
(A co-operative of Rheinland's Shipping Unions, retired from a life of piracy.)