Communication Identification: Nathaniel Dawson Topic of Communication: Think of the Donuts Recipient: Synth Foods
Greetings to you, I am Nathaniel Dawson, you can just call me 'Dawson.' Now to the topic of this transmission, See, you and I both know that those of us at the LPI cannot refuse a good donut, and quite often in space we're forced into sudden conflict where we are forced to drop our coffee and donuts and go. Estimated donut and coffee waste is in the area of around 32% of the Sunbucks Coffee and Donuts we produce here at Fort Bush daily. This is highly unacceptable and the men and women of the police force needed a solution, I think I have one, but it's not one we can do ourselves. You see, we need your corporation to construct a bio-dome on Fort Bush for us to produce our own coffee beans and wheat station-side for better, fresh coffee and donuts and the waste of such delicacies will drop to an estimated 7% of overall production should the bio-dome be constructed. This crisis absolutely must be averted as soon as possible, I look forward to speaking with you.
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Mister Dawson.
I've received your message and I, ahem, agree with the nature of your emergency. Such unparalleled food waste is quite the unfortunate matter, and we would be more than pleased to assist the LPI in any manner possible to lower such rates to more acceptable levels.
To that end, I've dispatched the Synth Foods security vessel Harvester with a team of our finest Bio-Engineers to Fort Bush, where they'll be awaiting your clearance to undertake a full planning visit. Once they have your clearance, and I have their data, I can offer you a full invoice for constructing such a hydroponics facility and/or BioDome™ on-site. In the mean-time, I would suggest you take a look at our Product Catalogue, although I believe given the relative small-scale nature of such production you won't be needing anything larger than a Mark III or IV.
Regards,
Jay Stevens
Chief Executive Officer, Director
Synth Foods, Inc.
Communication Identification: Nathaniel Dawson Topic of Communication: The Holy Bio-dome of Donuts Recipient: Synth Foods
Honestly didn't expect you to get back to me this quickly, Your ships are free to moor and dock on Fort Bush, Naturally we will be assigning a few Officers to every group to make sure they don't wander to restricted areas... tamper with... You get the idea, legal shenanigans. Your suggestion of a Mark III has been found quite agreeable and the LPI are ready to payout the bill required for it's construction when everything has been finalized. Hopefully the |SBD676-AHS3-D Automated Hydroponics System - "Biodome Mark III (d)"| Lives up to it's name, it shall be our holy grail of donut productivity in New York and mustn't fail us. We thank you for aiding us in this truly diabolic plight. Warm wishes~ Dawson.