Message Class: Audio-Visual
Encryption: Invincible
To: Captain P. Y'berg
From: Fleet Admiral E. Steiner
Captain
Professionalism is expected of every officer within Her Majesties Armed Forces, particularly when we are setting an example for the lower ranks. So you can colour me surprised when one of our own has dobbed you in for a distinct lack of professionalism. Your bunt approach is understandable, your comment on how you 'eat me for for breakfast' is...surprising.
You are henceforth order to the University of Cambridge Psychiatric department for evaluation. We'll see if you're fit to fly after a proper investigation. I don't like the idea of having battle fatigued pilots on the loose.
Regards,
Sir Edmund Steiner
First Sea Lord
Bretonian Armed Forces
[18.08.2019 20:27:49] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: Should've stayed in bed with the wife today....
[18.08.2019 20:28:18] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: You are a liberal, no?
[18.08.2019 20:28:26] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: hmm?
[18.08.2019 20:28:45] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: You mentioned you should have stayed in bed... with your wife... ma'am.
[18.08.2019 20:28:58] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: Got a problem with that?
[18.08.2019 20:29:36] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: No, ma'am. Merely asking of your political side. I'm the MP for Port Jackson on Sydney.
[18.08.2019 20:30:26] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: Is this know, ma'am? The docking ring?
[18.08.2019 20:30:49] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: Yep. The reason gaian recruitment shot up to the sky.
[18.08.2019 20:30:49] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: I have taken a picture just in case.
[18.08.2019 20:31:23] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: I'm not exactly anythin', politics wise.
[18.08.2019 20:31:45] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: Yep, I do have a house on Canaria, but that's in Persepolis.
[18.08.2019 20:32:11] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: We, the Royalist Party, are the most patriotic, I believe. It makes most sense for an officer of the BAF to be a
[18.08.2019 20:32:41] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: Hall. Do I look like a fockin' royalist to ya?
[18.08.2019 20:32:53] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: Other parties tend to serve themselves, but we serve others. "Service to others is the highest of distinctions".
[18.08.2019 20:32:59] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: I was a spacer for most of me life.
[18.08.2019 20:32:59] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: As Her Majesty herself said.
[18.08.2019 20:33:34] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: I used to be homeless for a while, ma'am. And I still am loyal to Her Majesty.
[18.08.2019 20:33:53] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: See, that's what i'm talkin' about.
[18.08.2019 20:34:06] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: You ain't a soldier, girl.
[18.08.2019 20:34:33] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: At the battle, we ain't fightin' for queen n' country.
[18.08.2019 20:34:34] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: I am flattered, ma'am. No one's called me a "girl" for ten years.
[18.08.2019 20:34:51] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: Do you think I look younger than I am?
[18.08.2019 20:34:57] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: We're fightin' for the man or woman next to us.
[18.08.2019 20:35:26] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: What you are saying would be dangerous if a higher ranking officer found out, ma'am. Especially Admiral Steiner.
[18.08.2019 20:35:49] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: I am not a snitch, but for the purpose of morality, please keep that for yourself.
[18.08.2019 20:36:11] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: Tread carefully good now, m'girl.
[18.08.2019 20:37:39] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: Course to where, ma'am?
[18.08.2019 20:37:50] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: London gate.
[18.08.2019 20:37:57] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: Set.
[18.08.2019 20:38:20] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: Steiner understands what i'm talkin' about.
[18.08.2019 20:38:39] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: Admiral Steiner is a member of the Royalist Party as well.
[18.08.2019 20:39:06] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: I eat admiral Steiner for breakfast.
Let's see what else I said according to her, shall we? And with all due respect, keep your pet in a shorter leash. She might get lost in the woods this way.