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Overview:Buddy. I feel the need to point out that luck had nothing to do with whatever you thought it was that I was doing. I am a law-abiding citizen, you hear? If you really think my crew and me to be suspicious, you are more than welcome aboard to perform as thorough an inspection as you like.