Knock knock. Oh, looks that's Hades. Did it really run all the way from our Omicron border here to hide? What was the other one that we blew up? Helios? Your defense cracked so hard that it was heard all the way across Malta.
I see you are now licking ass to Bretonian, thinking they will save you from being incompetent and useless? Oh no, they won't. We are at your neck, there is and there won't ever be a safe place for you in Taus. You will be hunted down until your clown attempt on building something will end. If you like moving all over the place and materializing things out of nowhere, how about you get out of our site? Leave Taus and just give up on that? Do you enjoy dying so much?
Alright, use your chance and depart, otherwise, I will see you all at the slave markets, Cuckold Republicans. I mean you seem to share things with Bretonia and being used a lot. Alright, I will hang up, prepare your asses though.
I'm not entirely certain why you elected to send us this, but rest assured that we'll take it for what it is. I'll be sure to bring it up to the Admiralty Board once I finish on Pecos.
Whatever threats you think you can muster, I'd actually enjoy it more if you kept them coming. Threats imply fear, and imposing fear on a band of hopped-up drugophiles is what I live for. Ice Lance wasn't nearly as bad as our forecasters predicted, despite your attempted intervention. Helios may have fallen, but inflicted great damage to your Basilica, which we haven't forgotten about in the slightest by the way. No, ma'am. Tau-44, 31 and Coronado stand fast in the face of your 'attempted incursions', and soon Tau-23 will be under that envelope.
You can keep bringing it, sniffer, and we'll keep showing you how we do things in Crayter. As long as I'm in command of the Crayter Military, you can expect the Outcast way of life to start crumbling. Not immediately, but slowly, like a cancer. Vengeance for Helios will be had, girl. Count on it.
And fix your damn hair. Like your motives, it's an affront to basic decency, not to mention fashion.
Comb it like a proper person.
Fighting verbally isn't exactly my purpose. It was a proposition for you to leave, which, I take it by you trying to claim the Council's victory in Tau-44 as yours as well as other victories of the anti-Gallic coalition, you decline it. I imagine it must took a lot of your bravery to take nearly empty Tau-31 when other people were fighting the real war, you call it "Ice Lance"? Wow.
I am curious what happened to Harris, last time I checked it was yours and now there's Bretonian garrison there, right? Bretonians told you to go away and you did or what happened? I imagine it must be humiliating to take something during apparently epic "Ice Lance" and then just roll down your flags, pack your bags and leave because your Bretonian master told you to do so? Enlight me, if you have a chance, because this seems like a very strange turn of events. I am not exactly trying to sound mean, some things like this sound too weird to be the reality and I am confused.
I wouldn't expect a pirate to understand the intricacies of military tactics, considering you've blundered your heaviest forward asset into a system we command, sandwiched between the Hades and the Malachite. Superb, really.
We had no need for Harris, so the old teams were given the right back to the planet. I believe MacDuff is only deployed to Tau-31 to oversee the defense of the site, which should be pretty well off considering the amount of people down there. In exchange, the whole of Tau-31 is now ours to govern, minus that bit with Harris and the gate to the wasteland. It's a shame you don't understand tactics, otherwise Ice Lance would be a pretty easy operation to grasp. Oh well.
Please fix your hair. The whole ensemble, really. You're a fashion disaster, and I can't for the life of my understand why you'd put yourself through that.
Maybe its for attention. Who knows.
Tell me more about how one leaves STRATEGIC positions in system to gain a theoretical TACTICAL advantage. Bretonians play with you as with some naive primal tribe. They just colonizing you, that's even somewhat sad, I suppose? I really should feel any sentimental towards you though.
I will tell guys to not kill you by the chance, so you will read me some lectures on tactics with your beautiful voice before bedtime. Intellectual labour worker... that works, right? Anyway, I will hang up.
An outstanding tactical skill you've demonstrated so far, my dear. Your Tau-31 campaign was epic, I don't think I've seen anyone running this fast.
CR tactical textbook:
1. You are the weak buffer state between 3 Houses located in the border region.
2. Give your most favorable for defense entrenched position to the weakest House, which wouldn't have resources to fight you anyway for FREE.
3. Expose your fleet for the rest 2 Houses or any other enemy to attack in the middle of the system.
4. Don't actually fight and just run away when the enemy shows up.
I can't wait to see more from you. This is really entertaining.
Over a month and you still look like a tramp. Why do you people continue to assume I give a damn what you think, much more insult me with your looks.
Please, fix the ensemble and maybe, maybe, I'll even gloss over what you have to say. Otherwise, I'm putting this in the spam folder like I should have a month ago.
Hey, you cleaned yourself up. Good for you. You at least look mildly unappealing instead of like a downright tramp.
I gotta thank you for bringing the free scrap to our doorstep. I'll be sure the IMG and CDI get fair dibs over the remnants of your pitiful invasion force. It's truly generous of you to fuel the Crayter Military's divisions like this. If you could be a dear and evacuate the ships right now, that'd be even better. No need for us to spend quality energy cells on your worthless hides.
Again, a big thanks to the druggies of Malta for their generous donation.