From: The Office of the Chief of Police Subj: Prosecution
Outstanding evidence has been presented to us of your criminal activities in the Republic of Liberty. Crimes are as follows:
Assault with a Deadly Weapon
Attempted Murder
Destruction of Government Property.
The corresponding fine for such heinous crimes against our Navy is ten (10) million credits. Faliure to do so will result in a ban from the Republic of Liberty. You have 48 hours to respond.
The Office of the Chief of Police
Liberty Police, Inc.
From: Jennifer Haze To: The Office of the Chief of Police Source: Bethlehem Station, Pennsylvania Subject: Claims. _
Dear The Office of the Chief of Police,
I'll be honest, the previous two times this happened, both Hellberg and Dawn were respectful enough to come in person, not through some soulless, faceless, genderless bureaucrat's terminal. Seems like Holiday doesn't exhibit the same energy as her predecessors did. Shame, really.
Also, "chief" has that really tribal, uncivilised, savage look to it. Should've stuck to "commissioner". That, at least, elicited respect. This is just funny.
Here's your payment. I hope you find the rest of your day enjoyable, dear The Office of the Chief of Police.