ID:Rick Masters Location:Planet Curacao To: The Junkers Congress .:j:. CC: Congressman Ratchet .:j:. Subject:Unique Shopping List
*Rick respectfully bows and removes his hat* Good Day Esteemed Arbiters
I Trust you are all faring well and in good health?
The Name’s Rick Masters, Subdirector of Triton Expeditions, Captain of the Flying Dutchman and finally, Estranged Half-Brother of Congressman Ratchet.
*ahem* Now that bit of awkward introduction is done let me get down to the reason of this comm, that revolving around my ship The Flying Dutchman, a Pilgrim Liner that we acquired from a Mutual Friend of ours…No doubt you have heard rumours and perhaps even witnessed a Certain Luxury Liner being flown around by said Mutual Friend...
*ahem* due to the way we acquired the Dutchman, we have come to find its power core isn’t quite up to scratch…and we find it a bit too lightly armoured for our intended use case.
So now this is where the Unique Shopping List comes into play…we would like to request the following:
1. Use of Vieques Shipyard and Engineers.
2. Power-Core over-haul to be more in line with our more traditional ships …I believe you have done this for us once before…
3. Installation of Top End Capital Ship Armour.
4. Installation of a “Light Capital Class Thruster”
5. Your Infamous Discretion
Since I was Raised in Puerto Rico and grew up as Junker i'm quite aware where a good chunk of the Premium Scrap export really goes and what said party’s really use it for…as such I do not doubt that point 3 & 4 will pose little problem.
Now naturally I expect this will cost a Pretty penny to implement…alternatively perhaps we can interest you as well in a Certain Luxury Liner in exchange for all this eh?
I have no doubt we can come to an agreeable arrangement for us both.
Ratchet if you're still alive I have a very special message for you, something I learned recently during a certain encounter “cyka blyat“
respectfully yours
Rick Masters
Subdirector of Triton Expeditions
OS&C|TE-Flying-Dutchman
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[14.03.2021 12:15:25] BRR!-Buckfast: How about 10 millon pal!
[14.03.2021 12:15:37] BRR!-Buckfast: Your Majesty The Rich Director!
[14.03.2021 12:15:45] Gateway|-GSX-Triebfeder: Thats more like it
[14.03.2021 12:15:56] Gateway|-GSX-Triebfeder: Very Well you may have the Honour of my credits
[14.03.2021 12:15:25] BRR!-Buckfast: How about 10 millon pal!
[14.03.2021 12:15:37] BRR!-Buckfast: Your Majesty The Rich Director!
[14.03.2021 12:15:45] Gateway|-GSX-Triebfeder: Thats more like it
[14.03.2021 12:15:56] Gateway|-GSX-Triebfeder: Very Well you may have the Honour of my credits