- > Eliza Valdez

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Sender: Alliance Commander "Cobra"
Recipient: Eliza Valdez
Subject: Testing testing 123

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Hello.

I'm testing whether or not my communications layout works as intended, thank you for being an involuntary test subject for this procedure.

"Liberty or death."
-"Cobra"

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COMM-ID: Eliza Valdez
Subject: RE: Testing testing 123
Priority: High

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Morreti, you should probably not be on Ames right about now.

En servicio de Malta,
Legionario Eliza Valdez.

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Sender: Alliance Commander "Cobra"
Recipient: Eliza Valdez
Subject: Testing testing 123

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Why not?

Afraid I'll crash your reading club? I wouldn't worry if I were you.

"Liberty or death."
-"Cobra"

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COMM-ID: Eliza Valdez
Subject: RE: Testing testing 123
Priority: High

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Spaghetti, you should probably just go check on Pittsburgh instead. The locals have their hands full and could use your assistance.

En servicio de Malta,
Legionario Eliza Valdez.

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Sender: Alliance Commander "Cobra"
Recipient: Eliza Valdez
Subject: Testing testing 123

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Really?

Wait - it just seems like you're trying to get rid of me. Why? What are you trying to distract me for?

"Liberty or death."
-"Cobra"

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COMM-ID: Eliza Valdez
Subject: RE: Testing testing 123 [Automatic Reply]
Priority: High

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¡Hola!

You're receiving this automatic reply because I'm currently unavailable to check my messages. I promise to get back to you when I can!

En servicio de Malta,
Legionario Eliza Valdez.

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[Reeves]

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Sender: Alliance Commander "Cobra"
Recipient: Eliza Valdez
Subject: Testing testing 123

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Nice tumbleweed.

I still have no idea what the rush to get me to go to Pittsburgh is all about, but I'll check there later today if it's actually important.

Thanks for the tip.

"Liberty or death."
-"Cobra"

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COMM-ID: Eliza Valdez
Subject: RE: Testing testing 123
Priority: High

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Sorry that I ignored you, but I had to play kindergarten teacher to a bunch of wannabe warlords wanting to measure their pricks and be the big boy. Good news is absolutely nothing of interest happened while you were presumably away from Ames as I asked you. Bad news is also that absolutely nothing of interest happened while you were presumably away from Ames as I asked you. Did you check up on "the Pit" as I suggested? Not sure if you were aware of the little spicy surprise waiting for you there.

P.S. I had this weird dream that I was having the most terrible spaghetti ever and then you showed up, took my bowl and started eating them. Like what the fuck?

En servicio de Malta,
Legionario Eliza Valdez.

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Sender: Alliance Commander "Cobra"
Recipient: Eliza Valdez
Subject: Testing testing 123

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Herbert is livid.

Also you're dreaming about me? How romantic. Not sure orange is my kind of color though.

"Liberty or death."
-"Cobra"

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COMM-ID: Eliza Valdez
Subject: RE: Testing testing 123
Priority: High

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Si, si, ever since you did that thing with Rochester I've been secretly swooning over you. Might be the eyes and hair or the appetite for destruction, I don't know. I'm too overwhelmed with teenage fangirl emotions to tell.

But onto more serious matters - if you don't think orange's your thing why all the effort to get into the orange powder business? You do know Cardamine and the color orange kind of go hand in hand so much that some people create whole alliances over the color, right? Either way I look forward to see what you and your boys do with the "misplaced" cargo. You wanted in on this little business venture in the first place, right?

En servicio de Malta,
Legionario Eliza Valdez.

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