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Queen Rebukes Prime Minister
NEW LONDON - Amidst the recent parliamentary crises, Her Majesty issued two letters of invitation. The invited were Prime Minister Elizabeth Hall and Lady Sarah Mountbatten, Duchess of London, who serves as foreign secretary and deputy prime minister. The prime minister did not wish to get in touch with us, but Lady Mountbatten has informed us of the proceedings that took place.
The causes for this royal invitation were the apparent decline of control over domestic and foreign affairs by Hall's government, and the Asquith vs Mountbatten case. Her Majesty was not content how the prime minister failed to keep the incident private, and rebuked Hall for setting Nevile Asquith loose. Her Majesty expressed disapproval of Lady Mountbatten's unbridled indulgence in spirits, but also thanks for the Royalist Party's devotion and loyalty, and reminded that the stability of the government goes before everything, and that the process should be postponed until after Lady Mountbatten's term. Her Majesty forbade the prime minister to replace Lady Mountbatten during her term, explaining that such a move would greatly destabilise the government. Hall was instructed to regain control over domestic affairs and put a halt to Bretonia's diplomatic shortcomings. Otherwise, Her Majesty would employ her rights as stated in the Constitution, as well as Section Three of its Third Article. This goes as follows: "The Prime Minister is chosen by the Monarch, and may be drawn from the Commons or the Lords. The Prime Minister then selects other Ministers, again from both the Lords and the Commons, together forming the Government. These Ministers sit together in the Privy Council and Cabinet where they exercise executive powers on behalf of the Monarch, and draw up Government Bills to pass before the Houses of Parliament. If the government is unable to successfully pass its Bills before Parliament then either the Monarch must choose a new Prime Minister or Parliament must be dissolved."
This was all Lady Mountbatten could release, and Her Ladyship was too kind to tell us this much in the first place. The prime minister allegedly promised to follow Her Majesty's instructions, and spokesmen from the Whig Party have expressed hope that Miss Hall will be successful. The BBC will continue to cover this story as it develops. In the meantime, feel free to leave a comment!
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Her Majesty expresses disapproval for people not being able to keep incidents private. At the same time, invites a blabbermouth than can't keep her piehole shut, and comes blurting out yet another political incident to feed the tabloids...
I was aware that Bretonia had a problem with sludge, but I wasn't expecting the waste levels to be reaching the upper circles of the state at this point....
Perhaps Hall should resign in protest this situation.