Encryption: Cucumber
To: The Pork Addict
From: Bernard Gardner, Bretonian Green Party
Hello, sir. My name is Bernard Gardner and I represent the Bretonian Green Party. Did you know, sir, that pigs are very intelligent and emotional animals? In fact, they are the closest relative we have in the animal kingdom, not counting apes. I have long had a pig myself, you know. She brings me slippers and she likes to cuddle. There are so many healthier and tastier things to eat. Cucumbers, for example. May I kindly ask you, sir, why you are so obsessed with slaughtering the so blissfully innocent sus domesticus?
I just want to say that pigs can actually be very cute. Not everyone like pigs, but they make adorable oinking noises.
Kumo squad will mobilise to exterminate you if you intend to harm these creatures, for no other reason than you being an insensitive bastard, and we will feed your corpse to the spiders.
Slaughtering of pigs is good for they produce strips of meat called bacon. Crunchier, the better! Rheinland Shipping supports your death of all pigs for this manner!
On serious note. It appears that you are business minded. Should you need assistance with supplying of a modular base, we hope you find us fitting for support. We look forward to your requests.
Slaughtering of pigs is good for they produce strips of meat called bacon. Crunchier, the better! Rheinland Shipping supports your death of all pigs for this manner!
On serious note. It appears that you are business minded. Should you need assistance with supplying of a modular base, we hope you find us fitting for support. We look forward to your requests.
Walter Von Bismarck
Chairman
Rheinland Shipping
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Dude likes to have good pig eaters nearby.
Dude however wants to do this on his own.
Let us spend a good time and see our businesses flourish.
The Dude that's planning a new base in Bering this time. All neutral.