ID: Fruit IFF: Lemon Recruitment:ICQ Only History:
Lemon is a cringe person who is known for her awkward and uncomfortable behavior. She has a tendency to say and do things that are socially inappropriate, which often results in others feeling uncomfortable or embarrassed. Lemon is known for her lack of self-awareness and her inability to read social cues, which makes it difficult for her to connect with others on a meaningful level. Despite her cringe-worthy behavior, Lemon is generally a well-meaning person who simply struggles with social interaction.
Goals:
To be the zestiest faction in the galaxy!
To squeeze out all other factions and establish our dominance!
To peel away the competition and become the most fruitful faction in the game!
To make lemonade out of any challenges that come our way!
To juice up our resources and expand our influence across the galaxy!
To leave a sour taste in the mouths of our enemies!
To always stay fresh and never let our flavor go stale!
To be the main ingredient in every successful mission!
To shine brighter than any other faction, like a freshly polished lemon!
To make a lemon-tastic impact on the Discovery Freelancer universe!
The History Channel is a paramount example of fake news.
History is a consensus of empirical fact, not speculative fiction. History is heritage, conquest, victories, defeats, culture and conflict.
Not fucking teledrama and antique bargain wars.
We are living in a misinformation crisis, and the dissemination of fake or altered facts is becoming worse by the day.
Tired of the History Channel compromising the integrity of fact for profit.
All this bullshit about “Super-Germany” during WW2, it’s disgusting. Sweeping the holocaust and war crimes under the rug, shows like “Ancient Aliens” suck fascist dick by suggesting the worlds most well known hate group was “ahead of its time”. The Nazis were an abomination, a group worthy of all manner of condemnation and hate. They were technologically sophisticated, but ineffective. The V2 Rocket, Jet fighters, and other developments were impressive, but for every sound feat of engineering, there were hundreds of senseless and outright ridiculous contraptions. Curved barrel rifles, manned bombs, sun guns, all of which were either useless or impractical. And they weren’t ‘close’ to building the Atom bomb either. Heisenberg deliberately sabotaged his own work, set fire to his lab, and delayed the Nazi’s nuclear efforts. Stop glorifying that shit.
And when they’re not defacing cultural heritage, or invalidating ethnicities(Because /clearly/ insert race here couldn’t have done X without “help”!), they shove pseudo-informative reality tv down our throats. Pawn Stars, Ax Men, Forged in Fire; Entertaining, sure, but where’s the history? Ad-break trivia ain’t gonna cut it. Swamp People is a gold mine; Watch as a bunch of barely intelligible folks blast giant lizards for an hour.
And while we’re on the subject of tedium, When’s the next season of Oak Island? I just can’t wait to see two white dudes drop another two million into a goddamn hole in the ground. Speaking of boring white dudes, how about American Pickers? Lean back, relax, and watch as the dynamic duo harass senile hoarders into peddling off their memories.
Thank God some documentaries and info shows slip through the cracks. “America: The Story of Us” looks decent.
Travel Channel is just as bad, with all of the bullshit paranormal programs they put on. We spend half an hour watching grown adults jump at static and fucking shadows. Grow up.
In fact, all the ghost shows need to fuck off. People don’t want to see a bunch of idiots bark into a glorified radio for half an hour. They want to see /blood/, and /gore/, and /maiming/. Your viewers aren’t looking for proof of the afterlife! They’re watching, waiting for the episode where an 8’2 inbred (possibly from Swamp People) maniac bursts through the wall with a goddamn chainsaw! Honestly, if they want to up the ratings, set up ghost hunter prank shows, where paranormal investigators get fucked with for an hour. Squeak a rubber ducky and watch them shit themselves. Chase them with a chainsaw. At least make this shit interesting for /somebody/.
Jokes aside, I feel that the upsurge of this shit is the existential discontent we have. Desperate for a higher power or a force greater than ourselves, we plead with nature to allow the fairytale to come true, hope that there is some magic left in this smog filled world. Because if there is just a shred of pixie dust, perhaps we can ignore the smoke in our lungs and the lies in our ears. No change in human history, was made by waiting for the mothership. Be the change. Speak the truth. And maybe, just maybe, one day being human will be something to be proud of.
What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiration from the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have accrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wish you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and its repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebeian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in its waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.
Official broadcast from Kōkyo, Imperial district, New Tokyo system, House Kusari.
The noble house of Kusari strongly opposes any puny, superficial faction. Be it #ZonerFaction42391, another Lemon or the usual Darius activity, the Empire of Kusari will wage war on them ingame, on forums, in their closets and in their very dreams. We will not accept surrender, we will not make any prisoners.
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