Imagine my surprise when I was mosyin' along through Galileo and came across a pirate looking for money. As someone whose been on that other side o' this, I was surprised to be pirated me'self. Well, I told that lad to get bent and went on about my business. Well, he followed meh into Colorado and blew up meh ship!
I'm not normally one to be causin' problems, but he decided to step on meh toes...and as a man o' wealth, I won't allow that to stand. Normally I'd take care o' this on meh own, but I'd rather just have him lose all his valuables instead.
100.000.000 credits each for 5 destructions of his property as he did mine. That's 500 Million Credits Total...plus whatever bonus I give you for thrashing this little upstart. This should suffice, to start. Bonuses for makin' it embarrassing. Put proof here of your kills and the optional embarrassment.
--Tony "Wide-eyes" McGuire Captain of the "How.'bout.it?"