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Jackpot: Hedonist Kid Wins Again!

DENVER - The 15 million credits jackpot of the Orbital Spa & Cruise Scratch-N-Win goes to a lucky young man from Denver! Only four months after the record jackpot of 164 million credits went to Jessica Woodpecker from Planet Los Angeles and her family, a lucky customer on Denver managed to get the ticket with ten Lucky Number Sevens. Unlike last time, the winner was not a professional gambler like Woodpecker, but a familiar face that already managed to make headlines in OSN: Levan Harlow Levan Harlow Curacao's latest sex symbol (NNStaGram Tagged Image, 832 AS) LUCKY NUMBER SEVEN - In 830 AS, Harlow already got famous for not only winning the Lucky Number Seven VIP lottery but also protecting the OSC-Ladykiller from a bountied pirate. Back then, the young hedonist got to enjoy one hell of a night of sexual debauchery with not only seven of the most famous sirius-wide known erotic actresses, the Orbital Spa & Cruise "Seven Lucky Sins", but also their gallic counterparts, the "chiffre sept". Their trip from Cortez to Orleanais got interrupted in the Zurich system, as a pirate managed to knock the OSC-Ladykiller out of the trade lane, incapacitating both pilot and co-pilot of the Dorado-class Ferry. Not hesitating long, the heart-eyed young man from Freeport 14 proved his stamina in a spectacular fight against the pirate, not only gaining a massive bounty of 300.000.000 credits (pre-reform) but also the eternal gratitude of the Seven Lucky Sins and Orbital Spa & Cruise. OUR HUMBLE HERO - Despite his riches, the young sex symbol allegedly turned down all invitations by Orbital Spa & Cruise to live among the high society on Curacao, leaving at least seven broken hearts on the planet. Rumors say that OSC tried to hire him both as combat pilot as well as model, although the PR management did not confirm anything yet. We interviewed Tamara Hands, owner of the massage parlor "Helping Hands" on Freeport 14, who shared a few very naughty secrets with us about the otherwise innocent looking playboy. The full interview is available for subscribers of the OSN+ package: More details, more gossip, more naughty insights - no sins are left uncovered, because nothing is more spicy than a little sin! Here are some delicate teasers! "He generally is very subtle and rather introverted. A thinker, if you want. Plays multiple intruments. Very skilled fingers. No wonder women go mad if they can't have him." Tamara Hands "There is a woman out there called Rebecca Harper. She desperately wanted his attention. When she didn't get it, she tried to murder him. No idea what gotten into her, but certainly not him. Although she probably wanted exactly that." Tamara Hands FIRST TRY - The winning Scratch-N-Win ticket was traced back to a little partaking store on Denver. Shopkeeper Michael DeVaro said that Harlow did not even want the free ticket first, but took it when DeVaro insisted on it. The kid didn't strike me as a gambler. He just wanted Synth Paste and carbonated water. Wanted me to keep it. Told him I can't, it's his. So he took it, and next day, he came back, shyly showing me his winning ticket. I almost got a heart attack. He, probably, too! Just like that, beloved pirate hunter Levan Harlow won the jackpot - and just like that, you can, too! Try it! Orbital Spa & Cruise Scratch-N-Win, available in all partaking stores in all five houses! Amanda Grace, OSN Reporter

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