TO: Humanitarians Sirius-wide FROM: Server Cluster B Personalities Talent Agency d.b.

[Amba]

User ID: xxxx ERR307:INVALIDID

Target ID:xx. Open Channel

Subject:xxxx Operation Free The Hoes 2: Electric Hoegaloo

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What. Is. Up. Sirius! It's ya girl Chlo' with some important news! Operation Free The Hoes has been going strong! Many poor hoes have been liberated from the clutches of the goo purveyors at Synth Foods and we have been hard at work getting 'em to better homes.

But even so, we got a problem! An excess of hoes! Too many wayward souls with nowhere to go! Now we're just a buncha young Hackers, we only got so many couches between us for them to crash in. And while we don't mind having 'em around, we definitely need a better solution.

That's where you come in! Do you or someone you know have a place that can offer opportunities to these exotic entertainers? Well let us know! Once we have some good spots lined up we wanna start rolling out some fully decked out party buses to get these cool gals to their new homes.

PS: Oh yeah the girls are still being stuffed in grouses, the Navy did nothing! Nothiiiiiing!

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XOXO
Chloe~ ♡

[Kherty]

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U MESSAGGIU INIZIA

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• Recipient: ERR307:INVALIDID, "Chloe"
• Sender: Unknown Sender; Unione Corse - Sirius Affairs Representative
• Source: Unknown, Planet New Berlin, New Berlin
• Subject: RE: "Operation Free The [REDACTED] 2: Electric Hoegaloo"

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ENCRYPTED COMMUNICATION

Bonghjornu, "Chloe", we assume.

Following your rather difficult message closer to a cypher than an actual message; we are interested to know how much of these Exotic Entertainers do you have, and how much will it cost to acquire them.

We are willing to send a diplomatic shuttle, or you can come, to shuttle them into Provence, for our various avenues and entertainment facilities. New and additional personnel is always welcome especially in this field of work.

Please contact us as soon as you can on this matter, and keep the proposed deal quiet and we will do too.

Yours sincerely,

UNKNOWN SENDER
Unione Corse - Sirius Affairs Representative

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MESSAGGI FINITI

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