ZAS official faction fund (it's about time). We're all too poor, I blame Josh.
/givecash ZAS~Saviour [insert amount here, preferably 500000000]
:)please?:)
I need the money to improve my role-play, Macdeath (Jeffery Allen) needs a better ship NAU.
/givecash OSI-Daedalus 50000000 (yes, 50 million)
And I have a joke, courtesy of Jimmy Carr.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
Well I'm trying to save up to upgrade my Imperator gunboat to a Praefect cruiser through both my independent trading and pirating ventures, but I thought I'd ask here, since every little bit helps. If you donate you'll be saving a poor 'Sair a lot of time powertrading so I can get back to my usual RP-Centric trading route, as well as receiving a gift, (see signature.) Thanks for your consideration.
If you'd like to donate some credits, you may send them to The_Blue_Aquila (Q, not a G).
Also, here's a joke for you, somewhat corny and geeky, but hey, that's me :P:
Two atoms bump into each other while walking on the sidewalk, (they're huge atoms, I know), one yelps out and says worriedly, "I think I just lost an electron!" The other one gasps and says, "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
I need money to help set up my second real RP character. To facilitate, here is a joke:
A bunch of guys are drinking in a bar. One of them, obviously intoxicated, stands up and loudly states that there is a certain magical building where if you jump off the top, instead of going SPLAT you will float back up onto the roof.
One of the other drunkards calls bull on his claim, and demands that he show them. So, the first drunkard, his friend, and the skeptic leave the bar and go to the top of a building.
The first man takes a quick swig of his whiskey, spits off the edge, and jumps off. He plummets towards the sidewalk at full speed and just before he would hit it he stops and gently floats back up to the roof, exactly as he said.
The skeptic, hardly believing what he saw, demands that he repeat the feat. Again, he takes a swig of whiskey, spits off the edge, and jumps off. Again he plummets towards the sidewalk at full speed, stops mere inches off the ground, and floats gently back up.
The skeptic, astounded and intrigued by this 'magical building', declares that he shall repeat the feat as well.
He takes a swig of his drink, spits off the edge just as the first man did, and leaps off the building. He plummets towards the sidewalk at full speed, and does not stop mere inches off the ground. In fact he SPLATS in a rather messy manner.
The first man is overcome by gales of laughter, laughing so hard that tears stream down his face, and that he spills his bottle.
The second man whom until now had remained silent, crosses his arms, rolls his eyes at the first man and says,
"You know, you're a real jack@ss when you're drunk, Superman."
/givecash Lexicon please! Hope you liked the joke.
Thanks to MikeyH for the banner.
Reverend Del Wrote:I was going to turn your ship into something that would have been better named "Lada" but I was told to be nice.
useless begging for money, will probably get this topic locked. As stated, you need to tell me what you need the money for. Saying 'because I'm poor' won't get you anywhere, but of course, you are welcome to try again if you are in urgent need of money.
IMG|Motherload[M] - 1000000 credits sent
Cryer|Cabulb - lulz 4000000 sent
[Iota]-Kazinsal - 3000000 sent
Lexicon - 3000000 sent
Thanks for the credits! I've decided that my new RP character will be a pirate. Have already gotten junker/rogue bribes done, but I need to outfit my ship better or the zoner whales will laugh at me as I try to pirate them!
If I could please please have a little more I promise to always pirate with above average RP, even if the silly loltraders decide to run without saying anything. I will also give my character an accent of your choice.
Regards,
Lovejoy
((characters name is Ketzel))
edit: Here's a joke even!
A wealthy wife and husband were leaving to go to a banquet, so they decided to give Jeeves, their butler, the night off. An hour later, the wife found the banquet to be quite boring so she left while her husband was still conversing with some of his friends. When she got home, she saw Jeeves sitting at the dining room table alone. She took him up to the master bedroom, and locked the door.
''Jeeves, take off my hat,'' she said, which Jeeves promptly did. Next she told him to take off her jewelry and gloves, and he did. ''Jeeves, take off my dress,'' she ordered, and he did what he was told. ''Jeeves, take off my bra and underwear,'' she said, and he nervously followed her order.
''Jeeves,'' she started, ''I never want to see you wearing my clothes again, or you're fired.''
Thanks to MikeyH for the banner.
Reverend Del Wrote:I was going to turn your ship into something that would have been better named "Lada" but I was told to be nice.
' Wrote:[Iota]-Kazinsal needs some cash, good sir. Why? Cause Liberty needs more cap pilots that can actually play the damn game and RP. Think of it as the possibility of seeing an indie gunboat that doesn't go "omg l0l r0flmao!!1!11!!1" in system chat.
It'd be like donating to the "kill the lolwut virus" fund.
Remember, that's [Iota]-Kazinsal to send the monies to.
EDIT: Ah, I'll enclose a joke.
A redhead, brunette, and a blonde are on an island. They each get tired of being there, so they start swimming back to the mainland. The redhead swims, and gets tired halfway there. She drowns. The brunette swims, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde swims, gets tired halfway there, and decides to swim back.
Little note here.. having the ability to RP does not mean you do not have to keep a fair play.. One more thing... In RP the Navy would not send loads of caps to deal with couple of fighters... So keep that in mind.
-Polaris
Now ya listen ta me an' listen good.. ya got one day ta send me erm.. 2 million credits or i be goin' after ya .. me boys be watin' round the corner watin' an' ya wont have a moment o' peace...
Its yer choice.. two million fer peace... or yer credits and a sour neck from lockin' behind yer shoulder all day long
// Hey, we didn't know the Pasadena was already there:Pand it was about to get brutally raped by a pair of gunboats and a pair of bombers. That is grounds for a swarm constituting a cruiser, gunboat, a fighter, and a bomber:)
Actually, it's to aid the 'Get rid of the Outcast lolboats' fund.
/givecash <amount> Kinetic
Posts like this are being rejected. Don't bother posting here unless you have a reason.
Quote:Now ya listen ta me an' listen good.. ya got one day ta send me erm.. 2 million credits or i be goin' after ya .. me boys be watin' round the corner watin' an' ya wont have a moment o' peace...
Its yer choice.. two million fer peace... or yer credits and a sour neck from lockin' behind yer shoulder all day long
send em credits ta me bank account code: Polaris
*yawn*
Quote:Thanks for the credits! I've decided that my new RP character will be a pirate. Have already gotten junker/rogue bribes done, but I need to outfit my ship better or the zoner whales will laugh at me as I try to pirate them!
If I could please please have a little more I promise to always pirate with above average RP, even if the silly loltraders decide to run without saying anything. I will also give my character an accent of your choice.
Hehe, I'm not a serious person. If you need some money, just state so. You don't need to go into details such as "because I'll RP," etc. If you really are in urgent need of money, just ask me. I'll transfer another million when I get home.