Comm ID -Vice Admiral Picaroon Diablo, Shadow Outcast Brigade Target ID -Knuckle dragging bottom feeders of Crete Subject:Your impending humiliation
Hola you parasites of Omicron Gamma,
May this transmission make it to the holes you are cowering in.
Seems you lack a few pilots for the up coming battle this weekend, Real pity actually, as the Outcast Armada was so looking forward to some novice target practice on those rusty scrap heap Titan fighters you use. And with the fewer numbers you bring, the less time we get to enjoy blasting your filthy hides back into the pre-atomic era.
However, there is some good news for you! We plan on taking prisoners. Bad news is we plan on starving you for a few days, burning your eyes out with hot pokers, covering you in bacon grease & turning you loose on each other to watch the cannibalistic frenzy for our amusement. You do remember those days long ago don't you?
Afterwards we was thinking of invading Crete & taking the stronger members of your species, Your women, & selling them to the Hessian's, as those dirty vermin will fornicate anything that isn't tied down.
Then reduce Crete to a festering cesspool of nothing more than parasites decaying in filth and disease. Oh wait, looks like someone already beat us to that.
So gather your tribes, your brethren & your families, Get them in a fighter & prepare to witness your demise at the hands of the Outcast this Sunday. We look forward to futile attempts to survive.
May you develop a spine you bottom feeding insects.