.::Incoming Transmission::. Message to : Whom it May Concern
Comm ID: Yev Lightwing, Shipmaster, (]c[)
Location: Freeport 15, Omicron 74
Why Georgia, if that isn't the second most well dressed Felis Catus I have ever seen. Is this acrylic or oil?
All in all, fantastic wiskers! I will accept this work on behalf of the folks at ZTC in the same spirit in which it was given. Oh and of course, congradulations on becoming one of the brooding agents of the dark side. I heard you have a nice cozy place in O-47. Why that's just a hop here and there from Freeport 9. Perchance I'll see you about.
.::Incoming Transmission::. Message to : Whom it May Concern
Comm ID: Yev Lightwing, Shipmaster, (]c[)
Location: Freeport 15, Omicron 74
To Georgia,
I woke up today in my chamber aboard the Corinth Research Station to find a little girl sitting on top of me and a gun pressed against my temple. At first I thought she was going to do what you think she's going to do, but no such luck. I was un-ravished.
She said her name is Lena and that she was looking for you. She kept saying, "Luxuria, where is she?" Just kept repeating the question over and over, then hitting my face with the gun. I told her I didn't know anybody by that name until she told me, "Shut up. I know you've been seen with her, you filthy Phantom-f[censored]er."
I told her I hadn't had the pleasure of bedding any Phantoms in the past, to which she kindly answered by beating the Eris out of me. I asked her what it was all about. She didn't give me a straight answer except to say that she was merely "a daughter of a former EE technician" aboard an IND ship. Another thing. She told me to give "Luxuria" a message. It was very disturbing. Something about finding her and doing something unpleasent to her ovaries and fallopian tubes. I really didn't want to memorize the speech. After she left, I went to the bathroom to wash up. I kept trying to remember if I had in fact slept with anyone from the Dark Leauge of "you-know-who," until it hit me. I had forgotten all about how you just got a bran new membership with the Phantom thinga-mabobs. "Georgia?" I said to myself. No bloody way.
So perhaps you would like to tell me why an adolescent girl, looking no more than 13 or so, got inside one of the most heavily guarded stations in this part of the Edgeworld and beat me to a pulp while telling me all the nice things she's going to do to your private parts?
***Incoming Transmission*** Message to: My friend Yev From: Georgia Brown Comm ID: Luxuria Location: Planet Malta, Omicron Alpha
Reaper Luxuria
Heck, I didn't think this channel was still open, you did the right thing though.
I'm so sorry you had to get dragged into my business, I never meant for anyone to get hurt (unless it was my job), best find her and end her rampage before she sneaks up on me.