Ahhhhh what i nice refreshing holiday i have had hmmmm those beaches were great,
and my blonde barmaid hehehe haa hoo forced me to give her a raise hehe.
Needles set course for Minor...Today we collect some scalps.
Barmaid Freeport Fish Fingers Nowwwwww
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COMM ID: Templeman, Van Horne and Goethe Law Firm
LOCATION: New Berlin Offices
TARGET ID: Mimic
We're sorry, the people you have attempted to contact have filed a restraining order against you. Since you were unavailable to receive the summons to the court hearing, it was ruled upon in abstentia.
All calls forwarded to this extension will collect a message that will be erased on the next morning by one of our legal secretaries named bubbles. She doesn't work on Sundays...
You are also requested and required by this court order to stay away from all pets belonging to our clients as they have a fear that you may do their beloved goldfish harm...
Have a good day, and after you are arrested, and if you survive the obligatory police brutality, feel free to contact our firm for legal counsel.