Citizens of the Sirius Sector, my name is James McIntosh, and I give you a warning, and a message of hope.
It has come to my attention that there is a band of thugs, criminals, and terrorists calling themselves The Joke, or some such. The Revolutionaries of the SCRA have gathered intelligence that these scum have been thrown together by the fascist houses, by the pirate guilds, by the very people who claim to protect you. They have realized that their control is slipping, that you, the proletariat, have begun to see through their lies and deception. They know that the Revolution is coming, and they seek to prevent you from seizing your birthright.
They will allow these "Jokes" to attack you, to terrorize you, to take from you your lives and liberty. They will stand by and watch this, and laugh at you. They will drink fine wines, and consume massive feasts, while the proletariat is beaten back into submission. They will spit in your faces until you are forced to come to them, begging for their protection. They will throw the common man back into the gutter, and stomp the fascist boot into their backs until they are but drones! They will destroy the roots of freedom upon which the human race has flourished, and they will have won.
They only will win if you let them, comrades!
Don't ask them for help. Ask me. Declare your freedom from these joker scum, and join the revolution! Take the fight to the corrupt police, the evil military, the barbarous pirates. Stand beside the SCRA, and the SCRA will stand beside you! If you fear the Joker, tell us, and we shall make the Joker fear you! Hold up your chains, and we shall cut them for you!
When you call, the SCRA will answer!
For the Revolution Comrades! Grand Admiral McIntosh, out.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Oh, ja, hallo. I just received this transmission. I was wondering, will they also be eating Synth Paste while drinking these fine wines? Because I can see the part with the masses being beaten back on Planet Stuttgart, but I could use some clarification.
Message: Of all the propaganda that I have seen, read, and listened to, this would rank really low. To even blame the houses of this terrorist and his thugs is just absurd. The houses have done some ridiculous things, but I assure you, this is not one of them.
I understand the message, but the delivery is rather ridiculous. Despite the lies you candy-coated this message in, I will give my support to the Coalition against the JOKERS, not the house militaries. A man who murders innocents in order to dethrone one person is not worthy of continuing to live.
Last but not least, they're called the Jokers. Your intel sucks, it really does. Next time, just watch the news.
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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THESCIENCEIS LEAKING OUT!"