RFP Rollcal

[Dashiell]

:: Incoming transmission ::

comm id: Leitende Polizei Inspector Gabriel Nibelung

message begins:

meine herren und damen,

It is time zat ze RFP assist the Rheinland Militery once more. Zer are too little officers out zer, und too many enemies of Rheinland. Ve need order. Ve need ze police out zer, cracking heads.

Zo, here is ze deal: I vant all active officers to respond to zis channel. Name, ships, everyzing.

zat is all.

Gabriel Nibelung

end of message.

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[Colonel.Tigh]

+++Incoming Transmission+++

Comm ID: Detective, Otto Hildebrandt
Reciever: Leitender Polizei Inspektor Gabriel Nibelung
RE: Rollcall
Date: 11.01.818:1900 New Berlin Time
Location: Planet Neu Berlin

Message Reads:

"Guten Tag.

Polizei Detektiev Otto Hildebrandt rieporting in as ordered, one mint condition Mjolnir armed and ready, and one brand new Phantom in the launchbay.

So long, Otto Hildebrandt out."

Message Ending

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[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Roll call closed

[color=#000000]I am reporting from the Nibelung Polizei Plaza, the new base of operations for the Polizei, named in the memory of the leadership of Polizeidirektor Gabriel Nibelung, who worked under incredible strain and yet held the Polizei together due to the disappearance of Inspekteur Heinz.

This roll call is now officially closed. All pilots who did not answer this roll call may re-apply to serve with the Polizei once they are more active in their patrolling.

Thank you.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.