comm id: Leitende Polizei Direktor Gabriel Nibelung
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Meine damen und herren,
I hereby announce my resignation as LPD of the Rheinland Federal Polizei. The reasons for doing so are of a personal level. I do not leave with ill feelings however. I was, and still am, proud to have served in the RFP. The RFP is a policeforce that puts all other law enforecement agencies to shame. Vigilant, fair, incorruptable. The RFP is it all.
I wish to thank the men and women I served with for their work and trust. I wish them godspeed and the best of luck in their carreers. Keep up the good work.
Now, my replacement starting today is herr Otto Putzkanner. He will be the new Inspektor der Polizei. Work with him as you did with me, and criminals all over Rheinland will shake in their boots. with good reason.
I wish him the best of luck.
I will drop by from time to time at the canteen to eat some strudels with you all, jah?
[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF0000]Low ENCRYPTION:Low IDENTIFICATION:Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner SOURCE:Planet New Berlin SUBJECT:Lietende Polizeidirektor Gabriel Nibelung's retirement, and my promotion
[color=#000000]Old friend, you honour me with this promotion. I shall guarantee that the Polizei continues to function like a well-oiled machine. I thank you old friend, and hope that you will not regret this decision.
And I hope you save of those strudels for me when you come and visit. But you're buying. *Chuckles*
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.