PRIORITY: Low ENCRYPTION: Low IDENTIFICATION:Inspekteur Daniel Artura SOURCE:Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin COPY TO:Personal Datapad SUBJECT:"Mercy of the Kanzler"
On this day I hearby decree along with this mug of Rheinbeer and triple decker apple fudge and orange peel strudel, the Kadett Schmidt has passed his final toilet cleaning test and has reached the minimum requirements of living as target dummy for mein wife Veris shooting range.
From this point on you are no longer a Kadett, but now Wachmann. Report to Elbe Station for your paperwork and complimentary body bag.