Guten tag. Today's report will be lengthy and in an experimental format. I feel like trying something new.
I started my patrol from New Berlin and watched the TLAGSNET with a still warm strudel on my lap. Before i could savor the delight of my strudel i picked up a unioner signal. I didn't wait long as he suddenly appeared nearby:
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[23.06.2015 18:00:58] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Oi oi.
[23.06.2015 18:01:04] |U|-Gunther.Williams: Oink oink?
[23.06.2015 18:01:08] |U|-Gunther.Williams: Is that what you're trying to say?
[23.06.2015 18:01:15] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Silence
[23.06.2015 18:01:26] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: You are to stop and demount your equipment.
[23.06.2015 18:01:35] |U|-Gunther.Williams: ahahahah no
The textbook approach to the criminal Didn't work. He started to run away and i chased him into the Aachenfeld.
[23.06.2015 18:05:40] |U|-Gunther.Williams: You just gonna stand there?
[23.06.2015 18:05:40] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: So, what will you do now?
[23.06.2015 18:05:47] |U|-Gunther.Williams: Me?
[23.06.2015 18:05:50] |U|-Gunther.Williams: Play the waiting game.
[23.06.2015 18:06:24] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: I'll enjoy my strudel first
[23.06.2015 18:06:36] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Don't want crumbs in my cockpit.
[23.06.2015 18:06:39] |U|-Gunther.Williams: As I said, oink oink.
He patiently waited until i finished my strudel. As i licked my fingers clean he fired a cruise disruptor at me. And so we fought. It was an even fight, both of us managing to inflict hull damage. A bounty hunter was picked up on our signals, it was trying to locate the unioner.
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[23.06.2015 18:10:12] |U|-Gunther.Williams: Oh god no
[23.06.2015 18:10:14] |U|-Gunther.Williams: That bunter
I was too concentrated on the fight to relay our position to the bounty hunter. He eventually found us:
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[23.06.2015 18:14:58] Gabriel.Velasquez: the bounty for unioners is nice
[23.06.2015 18:15:08] |U|-Gunther.Williams: To hell with you
and this made the unioner flee into the Frankfurt jumphole. I had sacrificed my cruise disruptor for a mini razor. And thus the unioner managed to get away.
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[23.06.2015 18:15:45] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Scheiss, if only i had a disruptor.
[23.06.2015 18:15:50] |U|-Gunther.Williams: Sad, I hoped to blow that Polizei.
[23.06.2015 18:15:54] |U|-Gunther.Williams: Untill this bunter showed up
[23.06.2015 18:16:06] Gabriel.Velasquez: To bad for you
[23.06.2015 18:16:15] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: It was a nice stretching excersise.
[23.06.2015 18:16:19] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Haven't fought in a while
It's unfortunate that the unioner escaped. But It was a nice warmup for the lengthy patrol ahead.
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Parting ways with the bounty hunter and returning to New Berlin. Wachmann Kruppstahl hailed me and i met up with him outside planet New Berlin. While waiting outside we had a small encounter with a civilian having trouble to jettison two Red Hessian Pilots for us to safely hand over to Vierlande.
Later, we scanned a transport carrying artifacts in stuttgart. Reading the TLAGSNET we saw he was heading towards New Berlin so we waited for him at the jumpgate. Once he had jumped we stopped him and asked him to drop his cargo and transfer a fine of 4.000.000 credits for carrying up to 3600 units of artifacts
23.06.2015 19:03:34] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Guten tag, Omanyd. Please cut your engines for inspection.
[23.06.2015 19:03:49] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Mein gott. Artifacts
[23.06.2015 19:04:21] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Artifacts are contraband in rheinland
[23.06.2015 19:04:33] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Bitte, drop your cargo.
[23.06.2015 19:04:35] Omanyd: I, uhm...I didn't know.
[23.06.2015 19:05:56] Omanyd: I got contracted by New Berlin Museum, they assured me I have permission for that journey.
[23.06.2015 19:06:55] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: The laws are the laws mein herr. Please comply to our orders or be arrested. We'll investigate the new berlin museum later.
[23.06.2015 19:07:20] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Also i do not know of any museum that has room for over 3000 artifacts.
[23.06.2015 19:07:46] Omanyd: Please escort me to the nearest Police facility then, I'll let you arrest me. I want to speak to my lawyer.
[23.06.2015 19:07:55] Omanyd: This Museaum assured me everything will be ok.
Me and Wachmann Kruppstahl was hesitating on what to do. We suggested that we would confiscate his whole ship to vierlande along with his cargo as he was determined to not drop the artifacts. A polizei transport, the RFP|Grosse.Berliner responded to our call for a police transport to pick up his artifacts as he said they were "priceless" and didn't want to see them destroyed. Just as the RFP|Grosse.Berliner approached the Stuttgart Jumpgate, the smuggler ran. He was heading for the Omega-11 jumphole where he managed to dock at Freital base. I learned that the ability to restrict docking access doesn't work with unlawful bases...
I will file a criminal record on the smuggler as soon as i finish this report.
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Me, RFP|Grosse.Berliner and Wachmann Kruppstahl returned to planet New Berlin where the polizei transport docked and me and wachmann Kruppstahl checked our TLAGSNET scanners. After a while i was contacted through private comms:
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[23.06.2015 19:45:06] Porvos: *beep beep*
[23.06.2015 19:45:17] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Ja?
[23.06.2015 19:45:20] Porvos: Officer, can I ask for help? My engines stopped working, I need help!
[23.06.2015 19:45:31] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Understood
[23.06.2015 19:45:33] Porvos: Please, help me!
[23.06.2015 19:47:04] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: We are en route mein herr
The strange thing here was that he was carrying Blood Diamonds. And he asked a polizei officer for help instead of a repair ship? The contraband was my priority so i made my way to Planet Baden-Baden where he was waiting. This was an interesting kapitan to say the least...
[23.06.2015 19:51:43] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Guten tag mein herr
[23.06.2015 19:51:49] Porvos: Ah, the help arrives!
[23.06.2015 19:52:05] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Wouldn't it be more appropriate to call for a repair ship instead of the polizei?
[23.06.2015 19:52:09] Porvos: You must tow me to the planet!
[23.06.2015 19:52:18] Porvos: Well, I just used the emergency number.
[23.06.2015 19:52:27] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Hmm. You got redirected then
[23.06.2015 19:52:44] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: But why would a smuggler call the polizei for help?
[23.06.2015 19:52:58] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: your blood diamonds are contraband in rheinland
[23.06.2015 19:53:12] Porvos: But they're not meant for Rheinland!
[23.06.2015 19:53:27] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: It's still illegal to carry it inside and through rheinland
[23.06.2015 19:53:38] Porvos: Initially I wanted to go through Omegas to Bretonia, bu as I said my engines got broken and I had to jump
[23.06.2015 19:53:42] Porvos: to Stuttgart instead
[23.06.2015 19:53:51] Porvos: That cargo is legal...where I wanted to go.
[23.06.2015 19:54:01] Porvos: But emergency forced me to get here.
[23.06.2015 19:54:20] Porvos: *mechanic* Captain we're keep trying to fix them!
[23.06.2015 19:54:26] Porvos: Good, good, keep me informed.
[23.06.2015 19:54:32] Porvos: See? They are broken.
[23.06.2015 19:54:34] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: I'll gladly escort you to a nearby planet but first
[23.06.2015 19:54:53] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: You need to drop your blood diamonds and transfer 2.5 million credits.
[23.06.2015 19:55:11] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Do this quick and you will get help faster
[23.06.2015 19:55:34] Porvos: *mechanic* Impulse engines and thruster somewhat work! We'll need more times for cruise engine repairs!
[23.06.2015 19:55:39] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Destination does not matter, you're carrying contraband inside rheinland and thus you break the laws
This is where he engaged his thrusters and tried to make a run for it to Planet Baden-Baden. Using my authorization i denied him docking access:
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[23.06.2015 19:55:53] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Drop and pay now or i'll use force
[23.06.2015 19:56:02] Porvos: Well, you see Mr. Officer, I will just go back where I wanted to, fine?
[23.06.2015 19:56:11] Porvos: Damn!
[23.06.2015 19:56:18] Porvos: They're shooting!
[23.06.2015 19:56:20] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Drop it, bitte
[23.06.2015 19:56:24] Porvos: Course to Baden-Baden!
After nearly blowing up his hull he finally gave in:
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[23.06.2015 19:56:42] Porvos: Fine fine!
[23.06.2015 19:56:44] Porvos: I will pay!
[23.06.2015 19:56:51] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: And drop your contraband
[23.06.2015 19:56:52] Porvos: How much?
[23.06.2015 19:56:57] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: 2.5 million
[23.06.2015 19:56:57] Porvos: That too, yeah..
[23.06.2015 19:57:43] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Hurry up bitte
[23.06.2015 19:58:14] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: Gut. Now drop it
[23.06.2015 19:58:30] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: And the last one
[23.06.2015 19:58:36] Porvos: But but...okay..
[23.06.2015 19:58:39] RFP|Kom.Hrafn.Olavsson: No souvenirs with contraband
Swearing to return with more diamonds. He flew towards the omega systems. I returned to Planet New Berlin and docked for the day. What an eventful day as a Rheinland Federale Polizei officer!