PRIORITY: Low ENCRYPTION: Low IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Daniel Artura SOURCE:Polizei HQ, New Berlin COPY TO:Personal Datapad SUBJECT:"More Paperwork"
ACHTUNG!
It is with a great deal of sorrow I must announce our rounds for this months work for promotionary toilet scrubbing and rank changes.
Detektive Wolfram Kruppstahl - Toilet Duty.
Kadett Frank Müller - Promoted to Wachmann.
Oberst Herman Graff - Toilet Duty.
That is all.
Inspekteur der Polizei Daniel Artura...
Bundespolizei Rheinland