PRIORITY:Low ENCRYPTION:Medium IDENTIFICATION:Kadettin Zita Karlsohn RECIPIENT:Inspekteurin Kara von Thielau SOURCE:Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet Neu Berlin SUBJECT:First Patrol Report
Guten Tag,
Today was my first day as Budespolizei Kadettin. I seconded Polizeidirektorin Nina von Thielau in her daily duties, starting our patrol from Stuttgart system.
TLAGSNET system reported a suspicious vessel, only identified as C.P, carrying stabiline in heavy quantities. We decided to pursue it and finally found it outside the Ring, in New Berlin. After we checked the pilot's documents, it turns out that everything was is order, as this transport ship was owned by Cryer and therefore licenced to haul stabiline.
We also noticed a bunch of escape pods floating just above New Berlin's atmosphere, probably dropped from a ship that had crashed earlier against the planet surface. I could successfully tractor fifteen surviving crew members and bring them back to New Berlin at the end of the day.
Next alert was triggered by a Red Hessian bomber whose callsign was Optimal_Lightstar. We found him easily in Stuttgart, along the trade line leading to New Berlin. We couldn't figure out what was actually wrong with this individual, as he kept denying obvious facts, providing incoherent explainations, threatening and insulting us. While I was 5-10 K away performing a standard routine control on a Junker ship, the offender escaped to New Berlin, where die Polizei Direktorin caught him and put him under arrest. This Hessian's behaviour is still really mysterious to me. Was he on drugs? Or just trying to fool us? Psychiatric test and medical examinations from legal doctors will surely provide us with a rational explaination.
[15.04.2019 14:38:06] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Guten Tag.
[15.04.2019 14:38:18] Hermann.Schneider: Guten Tag
[15.04.2019 14:38:28] C.P: it was a weapon test
[15.04.2019 14:38:33] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Guten Tag citizen
[15.04.2019 14:38:57] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: This is Polizeidirektorin von Thielau, Pilot, I cannot see your papers that allow you to carry restricted cargo.
[15.04.2019 14:39:01] C.P: i'm not at range from the ring?
[15.04.2019 14:39:18] C.P: the id allow it
[15.04.2019 14:39:49] C.P: only cryer can transport it freely
[15.04.2019 14:39:52] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Well, let me check these papers
[15.04.2019 14:40:20] C.P: ok ok
[15.04.2019 14:41:24] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: You are right according to Paragraph 2.1.1, Stabiline are part of the exeption for Cryer identificated vessels, as you have one
[15.04.2019 14:41:54] C.P: yes like i said, am i free?
[15.04.2019 14:41:56] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Danke for your co-operation with the Behoerden, civilian, have a safe flight
[15.04.2019 14:41:58] Darnell.Schultz[$44] entered tradelane at Hamburg E-5
[15.04.2019 14:42:14] C.P: ok have one too military
[15.04.2019 14:42:18] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Do you maybe want to have an escort to the border of Rheinland?
[15.04.2019 14:42:22] C.P: thanks
[15.04.2019 14:42:52] C.P: i don't have a fixed idea
[15.04.2019 14:43:11] C.P: i was here to buy this new ship
[15.04.2019 14:43:29] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Alright
[15.04.2019 14:44:10] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Guten Tag
[15.04.2019 14:44:11] Hermann.Schneider: Guten Tag
[15.04.2019 14:44:15] C.P: generally i go where the people need stabiline to calm down the pirate
[15.04.2019 14:44:28] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Arruming my gender right away is rude *she chickles*
[[15.04.2019 14:45:01] 2019-04-15 14:44:58 SMT Traffic control alert: Hermann.Schneider has requested to dock
[15.04.2019 14:45:14] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Calm down the pirate, eh? Sounds like a good plan
[15.04.2019 14:45:14] C.P: can i continue my test?
[15.04.2019 14:45:27] C.P: yes
[15.04.2019 14:45:27] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Aber sicher, have a safe flight
[15.04.2019 14:45:37] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Fly safe civilian
[15.04.2019 14:46:15] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: *whispers* We could set ambushes of this kind
[15.04.2019 14:47:16] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: *whispers back`* true that
[15.04.2019 14:48:01] /showscan$ 29
[15.04.2019 14:48:01] Borderworld Freighter Powerplant,Charon Transport Turret,Charon Transport Turret,Dulzian Transport Turret,Dulzian Transport Turret,Heavy Mining Array,Heavy Mining Array,Heavy Mining Array,Heavy Mining Array,Civilian Transport Turret,Civilian Transport Turret,Fortress CM Dropper,Gold Ore,Gin
[15.04.2019 14:48:01] OK
[15.04.2019 14:48:31] /showscan$ 44
[15.04.2019 14:48:31] Corsair Heavy Fighter Powerplant,Imp. Debilitator Mk II,Imp. Debilitator Mk II,Train Cruise Disruptor,Fortress CM Dropper,Nuclear Mine,Fortress CM Flare,Mini Razor,Barrager Mk IV,Barrager Mk IV,Barrager Mk IV,Barrager Mk IV,Armor Upgrade
[15.04.2019 14:48:31] OK
[15.04.2019 15:08:21] /showscan$ 37
[15.04.2019 15:08:21] Corsair Very Heavy Fighter Powerplant,Hornet Cruise Disruptor,Bomber Scattergun,Bomber Scattergun,Bomber Scattergun,Bomber Scattergun,Bomber Scattergun,Nova Torpedo Launcher,Sentinel CM Dropper,Nuclear Mine,Sentinel CM Flare,Armor Upgrade,Civilian Pilot,Bretonia Armed Forces Pilot,Bounty Hunter Pilot
[15.04.2019 15:08:21] OK
[15.04.2019 15:08:22] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau[$3] entered tradelane at Stuttgart G-3
[15.04.2019 15:08:25] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn[$5] exited jumpgate at Stuttgart G-3
[15.04.2019 15:08:59] Optimal_Lightstar: wie gehts?
[15.04.2019 15:09:16] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Hallo
[15.04.2019 15:09:19] Optimal_Lightstar: Hallo
[15.04.2019 15:09:32] Optimal_Lightstar: Can i continue?
[15.04.2019 15:09:34] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Eigentlich gut, besides the fact that a commie iis present
[15.04.2019 15:09:45] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Continue?
[15.04.2019 15:09:50] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Pirating?
[15.04.2019 15:09:54] Optimal_Lightstar: Im new...
[15.04.2019 15:09:59] Optimal_Lightstar: Im a newbie, srry...
[15.04.2019 15:10:11] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: New to Hessians? That's no excuse.
[15.04.2019 15:10:15] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Ah, well, we are your enemy *chuckles*
[15.04.2019 15:10:20] .:j:.Harrow[$1] exited jumpgate at Stuttgart B-4
[15.04.2019 15:10:41] .:j:.Harrow[$1] entered tradelane at Stuttgart B-4
[15.04.2019 15:10:48] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: You shoud have thought about your conduct earlier, mein Herr.
[15.04.2019 15:11:00] Optimal_Lightstar: I did....
[15.04.2019 15:11:11] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: It's not too late, you can join lawful forces
[15.04.2019 15:11:19] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: And yet no regrets?
[15.04.2019 15:11:29] Optimal_Lightstar: lawful forces?
[15.04.2019 15:11:29] .:j:.Harrow[$1] entered tradelane at Stuttgart C-3
[15.04.2019 15:11:48] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Ja, like the Polizei or the Rheinland Militaer
[15.04.2019 15:12:02] .:j:.Harrow[$1] exited tradelane at Stuttgart E-3
[15.04.2019 15:12:12] Optimal_Lightstar: gotta start all over then...
[15.04.2019 15:12:13] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: You enlisted in the ranks of terrorists
[15.04.2019 15:12:18] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Or just take an honest job.
[15.04.2019 15:12:22] Optimal_Lightstar: lol
[15.04.2019 15:12:39] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: What's that word?
[15.04.2019 15:12:42] .:j:.Harrow[$1] exited tradelane at Stuttgart F-3
[15.04.2019 15:13:04] .:j:.Harrow: Rell: Oh dear.
[15.04.2019 15:13:16] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Stop
[15.04.2019 15:13:22] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Hello Junker. Mind a short ID check?
[15.04.2019 15:13:29] .:j:.Harrow: Rell: Are we clear to proceed, RFP vess~ *loud commotion in the background*
[15.04.2019 15:13:37] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: I cannot let you leave like this
[15.04.2019 15:13:38] .:j:.Harrow: "Not now, aunt Marie! No, just the police!"
[15.04.2019 15:13:53] .:j:.Harrow: Rell: Yes, sure. You are free to.
[15.04.2019 15:14:12] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Everything ok in there, Junker? No one hurt?
[15.04.2019 15:14:24] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Kadett, kommen sie!
[15.04.2019 15:14:27] .:j:.Harrow: Rell: My aunt. She's... old.
[15.04.2019 15:14:36] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: SCHNELL!
[15.04.2019 15:14:42] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Sorry, I'm right back
[15.04.2019 15:14:43] .:j:.Harrow: Rell: I think your buddy needs help
[15.04.2019 15:15:20] .:j:.Harrow: Rell: We'll proceed to the jump gate.
[15.04.2019 15:15:44] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: I cannot let you fly away in a terrorist ship
[15.04.2019 15:16:32] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Jawohl, thats right
[15.04.2019 15:16:40] Cologne[$7] entered tradelane at New Berlin C-5
[15.04.2019 15:17:04] Optimal_Lightstar: look, i have no idea WHAT i am doing
[15.04.2019 15:17:09] Optimal_Lightstar: Or what you are doing
[15.04.2019 15:17:24] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Are you sober, Sir?
[15.04.2019 15:17:28] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: You will come with me to a nerby station, Bonn for example and I will arrest you on deck. Well, i'm just doing my duty to -
[15.04.2019 15:17:41] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: - keep rheinland safe from terrorists
[15.04.2019 15:17:45] Optimal_Lightstar: but arrest me?
[15.04.2019 15:17:49] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Sure
[15.04.2019 15:17:54] Optimal_Lightstar: How will you do that? And then what?
[15.04.2019 15:17:58] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Thats with least harm to you
[15.04.2019 15:18:13] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Most of your companions would just have shot me
[15.04.2019 15:18:13] Optimal_Lightstar: but.. ok never mind
[15.04.2019 15:18:29] Optimal_Lightstar: companions? i just started this char
[15.04.2019 15:18:40] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: I mean the rest of the Hessian forces.
[15.04.2019 15:18:52] Optimal_Lightstar: well the have diff. id's... dont they?
[15.04.2019 15:19:14] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Hang on, recieving orders...
[15.04.2019 15:19:25] Optimal_Lightstar: sorry
[15.04.2019 15:19:43] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Attacking the police is a serious offence.
[15.04.2019 15:19:51] Optimal_Lightstar: its clear to me i can shoot both of you pretty ease, but i wont
[15.04.2019 15:19:58] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: You're making your case worse.
[15.04.2019 15:20:00] Optimal_Lightstar: i wont, im sorry
[15.04.2019 15:20:56] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Why are you lying to us pretending not to be a Hessian?
[15.04.2019 15:22:35] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Pilot, you are under arrest, fly to Bonn and prepare your ship to be boarded.
[15.04.2019 15:23:10] Optimal_Lightstar: i fly to bonn?
[15.04.2019 15:23:16] Optimal_Lightstar: then dont shoot me
[15.04.2019 15:23:31] Optimal_Lightstar: na f*ck you
[15.04.2019 15:23:48] Optimal_Lightstar: last chance, i fly to bonn
[15.04.2019 15:23:51] Optimal_Lightstar: dont shoot me
[15.04.2019 15:24:19] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: You threaten ?my Kadett with a last chance?
[15.04.2019 15:24:28] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: I mean my Kadett
[15.04.2019 15:24:31] Optimal_Lightstar: yes, or i go offline
[15.04.2019 15:24:59] Optimal_Lightstar: he shot me 2 with cr.disr
[15.04.2019 15:25:17] Optimal_Lightstar: while obeying
[15.04.2019 15:26:17] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Ok, the Pilot is sucessfully arrested, Zita, returning to patrol.
[15.04.2019 15:26:35] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Got it, Chef
[15.04.2019 15:30:25] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Also Kadettin, I have to do some Paperwork, let's fly to Neu Berlin and end this Patrouille.
[15.04.2019 15:31:27] The.Bug: ?: Guten tag.
[15.04.2019 15:31:31] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn[$5] exited tradelane at New Berlin F-5
[15.04.2019 15:31:33] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Guten Tag.
[15.04.2019 15:31:37] RFP|BP.Kad-Z.Karlsohn: Ja, Cheffin, lass uns ein Bier nehmen
[15.04.2019 15:31:45] RFP|BP.Pdt-N.v.Thielau: Gerne *smiles*
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