A request to the Rheinland Military and the Rheinland Federal Police

[Zukeenee]

Comm ID: Zachary "Zukeenee" Lucas
Transmit to: Rheinland officials

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Hi there. You may not know me, but I'm a freelancer who's been working in Rheinland for the past few months, mainly with Daumann and Kruger to clear the Hessians out of the Dresden system. In fact, I've actually returned to this task after a few years of traveling around Sirius; I spent most of 814 doing the exact same thing.

Anyway, I'm contacting you about acquiring some of your equipment. In my last skirmish with the Hessians, a missile tore off one of my wings. I've repaired the damage done to the ship itself, but now I'm missing two guns. And when dealing with enemies as ruthless as the Hessians, I need full firepower to fend them off. So I was wondering if I could buy a pair of Hornviper Mk II Tachyon Cannons from the Rheinland government, to balance my weapons loadout. I understand entirely if you're unwilling to give these guns to someone like me, but I just figured I'd ask. So how about it? I'll wait for your reply on this channel.

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Submitter: Major Alec Voelkel, Rheinland Military.
Subject: Weapon usage approval

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Sehr geehrte Herr Lucas,

Due to the service you provided to our corporate assets, the Rheinland Military High Command has decided to approve your request if you agree to uphold the following conditions:

1. You will not use the authorised weapons in combat against a lawful Rheinland organisation.
   
2. You will not use the authorised weapons in the aid of Rheinland outlaw organisations (LWB, Bundschuh, Red Hessians, Unioners) and/or Corsairs and/or the Coalition.
   
3. You will not use the authorised weapons to aid the Liberty Navy, Liberty Police Incorporated, Liberty corporations and/or Liberty outlaw factions unless ordered otherwise by the Rheinland Military High Command.
   
4. You will not assist and escort smugglers and black marketeers infesting the Federal Republic of Rheinland.
   
5. You will uphold the laws inacted by the Rheinland Federal Republic Kanzleramt.
   
   Note: The Rheinland Military High Command reserves the right of reacquisition (by force if necessary) in case any of the above conditions are broken.
   

I would also personally like to ask you to keep up the work you have done for Daumann and Kruger against the Hessian terrorists and serve Rheinland if required to do so.

Major Voelkel signing off.

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[Tomtomrawr]

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IDENTIFICATION: Oberst Alison Falke
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Weapon usage

Guten Tag Herr Lucas,

I am here to represent the Inspekteur on this matter. He is currently locked in some diplomatic relation meeting and regrets that he can not make this transmission personally to discuss your request. It is a shame that Major Voelkel "beat me to it". Your request has been approved, and I am sure the Rheinwehr will sort out your weapon collection.

We thank you for your good work against the Red Hessians who have attempted to stall Daumann and Kruger operations, and urge you to keep up the good work.

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[Zukeenee]

Comm ID: Zachary "Zukeenee" Lucas
Transmit to: Major Alec Voelkel, Officer Oberst Alison Falke

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I thank you for your approval, and I agree to your terms and conditions.

I also fully intend to keep up my work with the Rheinland corporations against outlaws such as the Red Hessians. And hopefully, my work will be a bit easier with the power of these advanced weapons backing me up.


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