At least I got the blending effects decently done:). The text... well, I suppose I should choose a font that gets less pixelated at large sizes. Maybe sharpen the corners of the banner as well, so that it looks more 3D. Ah well, as I said, was just an attempt.
EDIT: Changed the text, but I figure I might as well leave the rest alone for now.
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A SIGNATURE PLS HLP