..:: Incoming Transmission ::.. To: Posers From: The League Re: Infringement of Rights
Hello, gentlemen.
The Evil League of Evil would like to inform you that as of Saturday, August 22, 816 AS (Global Manhattan Time [GMT]), we have been in existence. Noticing that our theft of jokes and thus our monopoly on the Sector-wide literacy exchange is threatened, we think it only fair to warn you to cease and desist the following actions immediately;
* Demands up to 5 credit units. Yes, we did say "units". Five space-bucks.
* Demands to tell a good joke.
*whisper* That's just what Herbert told me to say, but let's get something straight, you and I. We don't appreciate thunder thieves in the Caravan, of the Caravan, or around the Caravan. The Sector isn't big enough for the two of us, and if you don't quit the joke piracy, we'll have to take the thunder back. A very complicated process. I don't have the time to create a sonic recapturing device just because you idiots thought you could muscle in on the trade!
Keep your eyes peeled and your jokes in your pants.